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Sketchikans Pedo Meter

Ketchikan, Alaska is full of nothing but sketchy junkie and criminals. With nothing better to do with their time then be sketchy junkafied has beens who peaked in high school.
Mr Mathwig is nothing more then the meth shooting sex offender of a minor. He is sketchikans pedo meter and has no care in the world to be anything more then he is. The 40 yr old junkie still hangs around teenagers and tries to sleep with teen girls by giving them drugs.
by Cody Ryan Mathwig October 13, 2022
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Bae-o-meter

A scale on which you measure which of your bae(s) you love most
You will never be my level on her bae-o-meter
by Chester Killer April 3, 2015
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honk-o-meter

The measurement device used by Santino Marella to compare his reign as WWE Intercontinental Champion to the Honky Tonk Man's record reign.
Santino brought out the honk-o-meter and got his ass kicked by Batista
by stevextremo January 16, 2009
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swag-0-meter

the level at how extremely cool u show urself.
YO ELEE HAS A SWAG-0-METER OF 10. SHES OFF THE CHAIN.
by elee23! February 23, 2010
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mack-o-meter

A mythological instrument used to measure the amount of action (a.k.a. macktion) that once receives
"The mack-o-meter is rising tonight, girls!"
by Leah March 2, 2005
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One of the hardest races. You run for 300 meters and there's hurdles. There is only eight hurdles in the race. There is only 35 meters between each hurdle. There lower then the 110 high hurdles. Its not in collage track or professional. Some high schools have it.
Joe- Why are you so tired? Bob- Man i just got done with the 300 meter intermediate hurdles.
by 300 meter hurdle racer October 25, 2010
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give-a-fuck-o-meter

To measure the amount of interest in something based on a personal scale of giving a fuck.
"Hey this story is so crap it doesn't even register on my give-a-fuck-o-meter"
by HRabbit November 10, 2016
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