Messy head

When a girl is giving you a head and is super messy with it spit and everything

The 🧠 was super messy
She gives the best messy head bro

by unknown_T1 February 12, 2021

messy thirds

getting to fuck a chick that both your boy and his boy got to fuck that night

Yo dude...i've got sloppy seconds on that bitch after our bro gets done fucking her...you can get messy thirds after I'm done beating that shit up...

by Brian F from Tampa April 27, 2007

messy pancake

The act of ejaculating on a womans stomach. First used by Dane Cook in his Rough Around the Edges Tour

"Sometimes I pull out and make a messy pancake on her stomach."

by D-Boy856 November 27, 2007

messy oscar

When one barfs in another's asshole.

Sinbad made me laugh so hard, i couldn't help but give Jimmy a messy oscar.

by NoweryShowerny January 25, 2008

messy harp

The act of puking on a girl, out of nervousness, right after she takes her clothes off . You then need to refuse to clean her and and lift your hands and say "what you going to do"

I finally picked up a chick and I messy harp'd her, Boy was she mad.

by Bobby105 August 27, 2007

Lionel Messi

the Argentinian football/soccer player who was won 7 Ballon D'ors, 3 Champions League, 8 La Liga titles , 1 Ligue Un Title and several other trophies in football/soccer

Lionel Messi has scored in many games for FC Barcelona

by Leslie Monk August 24, 2022

messy mark

when you stick your dick in some chicks ass, and then she sucks/cleans your dick off in her mouth, named after Mark B. from Riverside

Kirk wanted to feel fresh and clean, so he specifically requested a Messy Mark.

by Theadoro April 19, 2005