Roll the Meatball

Verb. meatball rolled, roll~ing the meatball

1. A psychological trope used by all men since the Neanderthal (mostly unknown to women), as seen in the 50's Disney movie "Lady and the Tramp."

To forgo ones manly rights and appear submissive so that your "bitch" bends over and takes it from the "alpha dog" that you are.

Anthony: "I effed up, Shaniqua asked me if she looked butters in that dress... I had to be honest! shit looked like a lion mauled a lampshade! We ent had sex for weeks!"

Rob: "Shit man, why didn't you just roll the meatball and save yourself the blue balls?"

by Darkwun November 24, 2011

Meatballs in Ikea

When somebody provides useless input to a conversation. Ie something unrelated or without adding value.

What’s that got to do with the price of meatballs in Ikea?

by citsreal May 24, 2021

stuffed meatball

Partaking in anal with a fat gay man hence the name meatball

Tom: Yo Jon, what porn do you recommend
Jon: (laughing) try "stuffed meatball"

Tom: will do pal!

by Cockguzzlingbear January 11, 2016

Meatball Hailstorm

A meatball hailstorm is one of the rarer types of shit someone takes. It is when your shit is part diarrhea and part solid turd, and makes a very distinct sound when splashdown occurs. Your shit should sound like hail stones hitting a pond in a steady rain. A great shit to have to take if you are in a public restroom playing battleshits.

Danny: Yo, Billy, I got fuckin wasted at that party last night

Billy: Fur Shuure man, beers were flowin

(high five)

Danny: Fur Shuure, I gotta take a dump before this race bro, theres a 100% chance of a meatball hailstorm happening in that bathroom

Billy: Fur Shuure bro

(high five)

Danny: Fur Shuure

(high five)

(high five)

by meatball hailstorm December 11, 2011

Meatball Gorgonzola

Similar to a meatball sub, this phrase is used to describe an extra juicy insertion by a gronk or kyle.

"Bruh, did you see kyle meatball gorgonzola that bitch"

by Muffinmanseudonym August 22, 2019

meatball sack

During a #2 your balls get out of the way by going up into your stomach so you don't poop on them.

My girlfriend tried to blow me while i was pooping but couldn't find my balls because i had meatball sack.

by Big Mike123 August 29, 2020

spaghetti and meatballs

When the man take a load on the girl's hair, twirls it around his penis, and then makes the girl give him a blowjob.

Ricardo came over last night forced fed me spaghetti and meatballs.

by meatballersforeva January 16, 2011