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Mastering Engineering

An online homework program designed to rob college students of their hard-earned money and serve as a crutch for professors too lazy to write their own homework assignments or to teach. Its purpose, beyond making millions for the publishing company, is apparently to reduce the number of engineering graduates in the United States by utterly demoralizing and destroying their confidence in an effort to force them to drop the program and/or kill themselves.
I used up all but one attempt on this stupid Mastering Engineering problem, before I realized it had switched everything to kiloOhms instead of Ohms! And then I still got it wrong! FML!
by kypok April 16, 2012
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Maskomania

A condition which causes people to become obsessed with making everyone wear a mask to stop the spread of the Coronavirus. It is Related to Coronaphobia.
Thanks to Menard's maskomania, they do not allow anyone to shop there without a mask, even if they have a medical problem that makes it difficult or dangerous.

"Yea, my friend has maskomania, he thinks everyone should wear masks in public to stop the spread of the virus. He is the same one who bought so much toilet paper that it took up his whole bathroom this March."
by Mythcrusher October 17, 2020
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mask kink

it’s basically when you find people in masks hot
that jason vorhees thirst trap really made my mask kink kick in..
by snoopdoggsbigtoe August 17, 2021
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Hockey Mask Time

When a man finally reaches his breaking point, snaps and kills the female (BabyMama/Girlfriend/Ex-Wife/Wife) he was or is in a relationship with. This is usually the result of Divorce/Family Court issues in which the man has been backed into a corner and has nothing left to lose.
Man 1. Did your hear about Jim's wife filing for divorce and full custody?
Man 2. Yeah, I heard he killed her because of it!
Man 1. She said she was taking EVERYTHING and he figured oh well it's HOCKEY MASK TIME!
Man 2. I guess he decided HMT was his last resort.
by R.P.M June 15, 2019
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master/pet

A type of relationship which is mostly used to define a kink or a fetish of being used and ordered as a pet. Or, in BDSM it's usually discribing a sub who wants to take orders from a master. A Master/pet relationship generally a more affectionate or loving than a Master/slave relationship. When being a pet, you usually roleplay as an animal such as a dog or a cat, and you eat from a doggie bowl/cat bowl on the floor, no hands, and is used as a sextoy, a playmate, or as a maid.
Ethan : "Aye dude how did the date go?"
Joe : "It was alright, I wanted to do her but she was into master/pet stuff."
Ethan : "Mind if I have her number..?"
by Ivye~~ Dizzzyy May 26, 2019
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Ferrari Master Plan™

1. A mistake made by Scuderia Ferrari formula 1 team
2. A reason for a formula 1 driver (mainly ferrari's) to do some something stupid
3. confusing, not successful tactics/strategic moves of Mattia Binotto
"Vettel, S🅱️inalla"
"Why would I do that?"
"Don't worry Seb, it's all part of the Ferrari Master Plan™"

"Downgrade the car"
"But sir, that doesn't make sense"
"Don't worry, it's all part of the Ferrari Master Plan™"
by SnowChickenFlake November 17, 2020
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masoos

(muh-soos) A person who is an expert in a skill, field, situation, or area to the point of being a Mary Sue or Gary Stu-like.
That guy's a fighting masoos.
by The Great Dark February 1, 2015
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