Some bullshit made up by Tyson Vacuums to let all people know that they have superior ghost catching vacuums/purple sex machines.
These ghostbuster suits have neodyium magnets making them both superior in ghost trapping ability as well as excellent purple sex machines.
by RESTEKP47 December 14, 2010
A person who is unlucky enough to frequently attract, be surrounded or hassled by crackpots, bozos, and inconsiderate jerks.
by Milad.aka.miles September 30, 2021
A nice person whose niceness is often taken advantage of and who inadvertently is “befriended” by psychos and social leeches where they know it or not.
Damn, John is such a nice guy, is just a shame that he’s a psycho magnet. These leeches are bleeding him dry, and I don’t think he even knows it.
by Jmoneyfresh86 February 08, 2021
A fart so bad that it clings to the surface on which you were sitting. This typically occurs with leather seats.
Bob sits in Tim's computer chair.
Bob: Oh man Tim, warn me next time you leave a magnetic fart!
Tim: Sorry man, didn't know it stuck!
Bob: Oh man Tim, warn me next time you leave a magnetic fart!
Tim: Sorry man, didn't know it stuck!
by FubarGOB September 21, 2010
An person whom is attracted to people that have no purpose in life, No education, No job, No money, homeless who wants to live off of others.
Your just a Bum Magnet , if your current boyfriend has nothing to offer you ,but sex, And your ex boyfriend is your deadbeat baby daddy.
by Thesexy1 December 13, 2015
When you tie a big magnet to a rope and dangle it down in a lake or big body of water and pick up all kinds of cool metal things.
The other day my boyfriend and I went magnet fishing off of the dam, but we only got a slimy peice of rebarb.
by Paige June 15, 2006
by bella bug January 12, 2010