Mad-o-wat

A very Mumbai way of saying 'are you crazy or something?' Generally used when someone suggests something stupid or ridiculous.

Shyam : Hey Shankar, you owe me 500 Rupees. How do you plan to pay it?

Shankar : I bought this lottery ticket and I am going to win. So I will pay you as soon as I win.

Shyam : You think I am mad-o-wat to believe that?

by mad-o-wat January 24, 2010

mad yolk

Dublin slang for a skitsophrenic or mentally unstable person. Usually under exaggerated to refer to someone who is thinking something silly.

Mostly used by knackers

"Jonner, thats me hole not me gee ya bleedin mad yolk"
means
"Jonathan, it seems youve accidentally tried to make love to my bottom"

by womoma April 15, 2005

mad ugly

Worst than the usual version of "ugly"
-Really Ugly -Seriously Ugly

"Bro this girl at the club was mad ugly so I told her I had a girl"

"Yoooo that hair cut look mad ugly who cut yo head up"

"My instagram pictures look mad ugly when I dont add a filter"

by bbg.trinity7 December 18, 2016

mad move

when somebody does something crazy or stupid

Mayski: fam she took gave me like 2 blowjobs

Loski: Mad Move

by KVonSight December 6, 2017

mad wae it

the art of being oot ones nut. (drunk)

e.g. aw man, oot ma tree last night, pure mad wae it!
e.g. poppin' pills at the art school last night, pure mad wae it!
e.g. nine litre a' pulse... mad wae it!

by flatsteve December 10, 2007

mad dolphin

When you meticulously lather up your butt crack with soap while in the shower and you rip a forceful fart, making a noisy flatulant that reminds Jaques Cousteau of an angry dolphin's war cry.

"Bro your ass smells!". "Don't tell me you're not impressed with that mad dolphin!"

by Pitou1093 May 7, 2013

mad stork

A sexual predator who finds his way inside your sister, only to finish with her and begin destroying your mom's asshole. He is fast. His dick is massive. And he penetrates like no other.

What happened to your sister? She was leaking everywhere today!

Oh yeah, a mad stork hit up my house the other day. Got my mom, AND my sister.

by Beardo69 January 14, 2015