lancevideos

a twink. a trumpie. he has a crush on nickypoo 💓💓💓💓💓💓💓 (nance for ever).

nick: lancevideos i think you have a crush on me

lance: well yeah. im a twink

by 08lol80 July 8, 2020

a lance

a nice center greasy long uncut hair parting

You totally have a lance going on to today ellie oj
LANCEY!

by BIG LOZ February 11, 2008

Bengal Lancer

Cockney English slang for someone who is unqualified for a job.

George Bush was the biggest Bengal Lancer in presidential history.

by davidhume2000 November 15, 2010

Lance Armstrong

George Bush's new biking partner

Instead of talking to Cindy Sheehan last week, Geroge went out on the bike trail for 2 hours with Lance Armstrong.

by Sierra Nolan September 15, 2005

Lance of Longinus

The lance that is drenched in Christ's blood that is able to smite anything.

The Lance of Longinus!

by KLT November 7, 2002

Lhance

A guy with a gapping chode but hes thicc so you can sticl your chode in him.

Dang have you heard of lhances huge chode i want that in me right now

by DZ27 December 11, 2019

Lance Bass

An overweight, stupid-faced, crappy singer with a gay looking smile and now confirmed butt pirate.

Girl#1: I went to an Insync concert -w- my boyfriend and Lance Bass stole him from me!
Girl#2: The same thing happened to me!!!

by Judge Smells July 26, 2006