pulled a Leno

1. Setting the bar very low
2. A large bet resulting in failure

"Even though she graduated with honors from Yale, Sally pulled a Leno by working the pole at Billy's Topless"

"Frankie really pulled a Leno when he bet on '3-Legged Horse', 'That's Not a Horse it's a Cow' and 'My Horse is Dead' for the Trifecta"

by Mr. Tomacco Head November 11, 2009

anonymous office leftover miser

Any individual who feels compelled to bring in leftover food to the office to share with their co-workers. Usually this individual likes to remain anonymous as the food will either suck or make you sick.

guy 1. "hey who brought the spinach artichoke dip in?"

guy 2. "it was that damn anonymous office leftover miser again last time I had the runs for two days, I wouldn't go near it"

by NickyLags October 17, 2010

Mashing the Leftovers

Messy anal sex with a partner with a full, non-evacuated bowel.

I picked up a filthy prostitute last night. Paid her $10 for anal but it was like mashing the leftovers. Nasty braaaaahhhh.

She was begging for anal but it was mashing the leftovers down there.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

louisiana leftovers

When you shit in a girl's vagina and then wrap saran wrap around it very tightly. After three weeks you take the saran wrap off and eat the girl out.

"Have you ever tried mung?"

"Dude, that's nothing in comparison to louisiana leftovers."

by My nigga bovice! March 14, 2008

Jay Leno

To give or to promise to give something then take it back later on.

You gave me that iPod and now you want a back? Your such a Jay Leno.

by Blanky Blankenstein January 24, 2010

leno'd

To give someone something, only to complain and take it back later.

My ex-girlfriend leno'd me to get her ring back.

by vandilization November 10, 2010

Lectosis

When a girl starts throwing up blood because she is on her period.

Lucas: "Aww man! Sheila's throwing up blood again!"
Carol: "Yeah. It's Lectosis kicking in."

by Wolfgang Carmichael February 22, 2011