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Lena

Emo: is that an emo
Emo Lena: yes
by The only president August 29, 2022
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Lena

Lenas are a phenomenon. Bad ones. Very bad ones. In the lists of misfortunes across the globe, such as 9/11, the creation of Discord, and Steve Buscemi's face, Lenas rank highly amongst them. Very highly. In fact, it is thought that the condition known as Maidenlessness, a severe malignant disease that affects 9/10 theatre kids, originated from the Lena species. Lenas would like to pretend they are in the possession of Maidens, but this is merely a side effect of their condition, possibly procured from their time in theatre. Lenas' physical form, however, is simply a vessel for an entity far beyond our comprehension. For the most part, the entity that resides within a Lena's physiology cannot be typically detected, even upon scrutinous examination, with the exception of observing their foreheads, which has been mutated in order for the being that exists within Lenas to operate comfortably. This "thing" that is within a Lena's form seems to be powered by cheese, rice crackers, and in the late autumn season, chocolate and candy. In conclusion, a Lena should be handled with the utmost caution, lest one suffer the consequences of becoming friends with them, consequences so severe that one may actually begin to be grateful for their friendship with such a person. Should this occur, it is too late, and is forced to ride along within any machinations they are pulled into by a Lena. And sometimes, those machinations aren't so bad.
-A Lena's Bestie
"OH MY GOSH, IT'S A LENA"
"RED ALERT, RED ALERT"
by QJQQQQ November 10, 2022
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Short for Lenni Lenape or Leni Lenape also referred to as The Delaware Indians for the River Valley they lived around. Leni Lenape means Real Men or true people in the alqonquin language. The indigenous people who inhabited the region of present day areas known as Southeastern Pennsylvania, North to New York including New York City and all of New Jersey including part of Northern Delaware. Large groups of Lenape descendents are located in parts of Canada, and Oklahoma, namely Anadarko and Bartlesville. They have three clans: Turtle, Turkey and Wolf.
That Lenape makes nice beadwork and turtle shell rattles.
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Lenergic

Similar to "slompy", lenergic is a state of tiredness often induced by boredom. This boredom somehow leads to a feeling of having energy, but at the same time being unable to complete any meaningful task. Lenergic feelings can be developed over long periods of procrastination.

Can be caused by lack of sleep, a heavy workload, procrastination, sugar, orange juice and/or energy drinks.
"I'm just feeling too lenergic to finish my homework tonight. I'll just do it tomorrow."
by Krigath January 21, 2009
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