shoes are leaning

when someone's shoes are so worn to the point where they are actually leaning. this is most commonly seen in boots.

person 1: damn... have you seen her shoes?
person 2: no, why?
person 1: her shoes are leaning they're so old!

by mxkxylx January 4, 2018

leaning tower of pizza

An infamous poorly-stacked column of boxed flatbread in central Italy.

The leaning tower of pizza has been there long past the "use by" dates of the comestibles contained therein, so that's the reason that it's still there --- nobody wants to eat the pizzas because they would be stale by now.

by QuacksO October 31, 2018

Leaning on sand

Expression used when somebody is relying on something unstable to hold up his/her argument or point of view.

Guy: "Hey pal, I'd love to agree with you but you're clearly leaning on sand, there."

Pal: "Whatever guy, I know I'm right."

by Lvei P March 12, 2022

Leaning

Another word for loitering, so named because staying in one place for an extended time with no obvious legitimate reason is often accompanied by leaning on a wall or other sturdy structure.

Me and my friends were leaning outside the 7-Eleven, but after 15 minutes we spotted a squad car rolling up and knew it was time to get out of there.

by Timstuff September 1, 2009

Leaning Tower of Pisa

1. The medieval bell tower in the city of Pisa, Italy, that is world-famous because it is not perpendicular to the ground and appears to likely topple over sometime in the future.
2. A slang/figurative term for a very long penis(particularly when it's not erect).

1. While we were vacationing in Italy, Timid Timmy was so scared of going up the Leaning Tower of Pisa with us, that he ran off to one of the seedier sides of town to show some fine Italian hooker his Leaning Tower of Pisa and stick it to her.

2. Whenever Frank attends the leakatorium, he always heads for the stalls, because of his serious case of urinal anxiety due to having a major Leaning Tower of Pisa, which he thinks will be very noticeable to men urinating beside him.

3. As the hot girl I was hooking up with, flirted with me, used sexual innuendo on me, and whispered sweet nothings to me, the Leaning Tower of Pisa in my pants began to straighten up...





Mark H. Spicing up slang vocabularies on UrbanDictionary since last February.

by Mark H February 26, 2005

Leaning left

The way a beta male’s genitals lean. Should most definitely not be confused with Leaning right

Have you’ve heard about rick’s friend chad? Supposedly Chad’s dick is leaning left which means chad is rick’s bitch

by CanuckTime June 26, 2018

Leaning Tower of Ricko

The Perthian Art of standing motionlessly after consuming numerous alcoholic beverages.

Check out Timbo, he's got the leaning tower of Ricko down to a tee! How's he standing after all that beer?

by Perina Posty March 28, 2005