A person who will not stop to dominate the competition. If you know someone named this RUN. Run as far as you can after that take a bus and then an AMTRAK train. Get the nuclear codes and nuke the town where "Landen Johnson" lives. I wish you luck to survive. God help us all.....
Landen Johnson burned down my house because I forgot to give his pen back.
Landen Johnson threw Terry off a bridge because he forgot to pay him his $20.
Landen Johnson threw Terry off a bridge because he forgot to pay him his $20.
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A name giving to the sweetest and kindest boy in the word. His voice gives those who talk to him butterflies, and eyes intently fall on him when he enters any room. He gives love and affection to those who they actually care for. They are willing to give everything up for the ones they love if they have to. They are very VERY sexy as well knowing just what to say to get a girl to go crazy for them.
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Get the Lander mug.usually referred to as big dick Landen with a dick bigger than the Eiffel tower measures up to 178 feet tall the women are all over him he cant not pick up women he tries his best but as soon as they look him up and down there in love the women use his nickname his buddy's refer to him as the rizzler, rizzlord, rizzly bear, adolf rizzler
"woah your dick is massive who are you Landen odegard" or "holy moly that is one massive cock holy moly are your parents blue whales" or "I wish I had the genes of Landen odegard I have no women I have negative rizz"
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