lawn cougar 

A lawn cougar is a cat. A cat on a lawn.

There were many lawn cougar's on our front lawn last night.

lawn cougar by liss09 October 20, 2009

lawn chocolate 

the piles of dog shit found in the lawn

Dont let the kids eat the lawn chocolate while im gone

lawn chocolate by T_1 June 21, 2010

Lawn Noob 

someone who has a turf/fake lawn, and mows/waters it.

Look at that lawn noob trying to water that turf

Lawn Noob by fakeandfake April 16, 2011

lawn missile 

An object residng in one's yard proclaimed by the local news or weather service to have the potential to become a dangerous projectile durirg severe weather events or high winds. Common examples include patio furniture and children's toys.

Neightbor 1: "The storm last night sent that plastic chair right through my window."
Neighbor 2: "One heck of a lawn missile, thats for sure."

lawn missile by MudkipzInCars January 1, 2012

Lawn Ninja 

A small Gnome-like creature from the Ratchet & Clank video game series. Highly annoying and carries twin swords that it tries to cut your crotch with.

John: Nice hair.

Jane: Freakin' lawn ninja!

Lawn Ninja by Xalrons456 March 26, 2012

Lawn Sloshing 

To get absurdly drunk, find the sloppiest chick in a party, then fuck her on the lawn of any structure (usually fraternity houses).

"Dude, Mike got way to messed up and ended up lawn sloshing last night."

Lawn Sloshing by WeALLknow October 18, 2012

Lawn Tiger 

Ending up on all fours vomiting in the backyard after drinking too much.

He made a good lawn tiger after drinking a whole bottle of vodka in under half an hour at our BBQ.

Lawn Tiger by Stop69 December 23, 2012