Clettus Lettuce

Alien Lettuce that gets you high as fuck

Yo Ethan gets go eat some Clettus Lettuce

by Tomura May 12, 2022

Indian Lettuce

Indian lettuce is a bag or a handful of potato chips.

Meant to relay the stereotype that indigenous people eat poorly.
I mean, I do.
That's gotta count for something.
Right?

Bethany had a sandwich with some Indian lettuce on the side.

by PlanetOceanReturns May 3, 2023

ancient thunder lettuce

Marijuana

I been smoking this ancient thunder lettuce all day long.

by NewWordologist February 10, 2015

Trailer Park Lettuce

The act of using potato chips as a poor man's lettuce for your sandwiches.

Bill forgot to buy lettuce again, so he decided to use Trailer Park Lettuce for his ham sandwich.

by MrSnackmix April 17, 2019

Skinny little lettuce

The term skinny little lettuce is used when u are jealous or if u are angry then the person will be a drunk dinosaur trying to catch a fly falling off a cliff so they won’t understand

Guy 1”Pours Lego on guy 2”
Guy 2” What in the fucking world"
Guy 1"laughs"
Guy 2" GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SWAMP"
Guy 1 " Beeeeeep"
Guy 2 " U SKINNY LITTLE LETTUCE"

by Baby ISSAC January 2, 2021

french lettuce

An endearing or playful term when referring to a well-used vagina.

The prostitute asked: "Would you like to nibble on my french lettuce?"

by Jamott February 14, 2009

lettuce in the fridge

another term for "money in the bank"

i cant afford that, o wait, i forgot that i got lettuce in the fridge!

by shane r May 15, 2008