Fat Lard

Term used to refer to a very large overweight person who is disliked or quite annoying. Usually used as a revenge phrase to shut up a fat person after they have annoyed you

Hey, i heard you were getting a new phone!

No, shut up you Fat Lard!

by Rossco The Phrase Coiner April 16, 2009

blackwing lair

A high level raid dungeon in World Of Warcraft. 40 people, all lvl60. Much Harder then Molten Core, and Easier then AQ40. Also known as BWL.

My shadow wing focus staff drops off nef in Blackwing Lair

by Bben of Thunderlord May 26, 2006

lardle

The word describing the act of lardling, which is saying lardle really fast like a turkey.

"Damn! That girl can really lardle!"
"Dude this fucking turkey won't stop lardling"

by Dicksonchicks April 11, 2014

lip lard

The same as chapstick or any lube for your beak.

My lips are chapped, through me some lip lard.

by D0c May 21, 2008

gusset lard

A thicker version of fanny batter.

Blimey she was so out of practice, i nearly choked on her gusset lard

by smithpm81 June 19, 2014

best laid plans

The full phrase is
"the best laid plans o' mice an' men gang aft agley"

This was written by an ancient Scots Poet, Robert Burns, who wrote several poems in a strange language, including "To a mouse".
"Gang aft agley" means "often get fucked up"

"best laid plans" is an acknowledgement that something has just got fucked up for no apparent reason, or because something inevitable (government, parents, teenage kid, fate, whatever) has acted against it.

Billy: Damn. Eight point buck just standing there. Gun aimed, ready to take the shot, I was so damn sure that I could take a piss without letting go of the gun. But I peed all down the front of my pants, the gun went off before I was ready, that scared the buck who ran right at me and kicked my ribs in.

Bobbette: you know what they say, honey, best laid plans and stuff. Now turn over and let me wipe your butt. Eeewwww!

by fronkzippo July 1, 2010

lair

A private and comfortably furnished room where men can go to be men. The modern day equivalent of a smoking lounge, the lair is a retreat for guys to be free of the manners and innuendos of mixed company. Women in groups are forbidden from the lair, but it may also frequently provide a private site for seduction. A good modern lair is outfitted with a sound system, large speakers, a television, and gaming equipment.

"Hey are you hangin out with Alicia tonight?"
"Nah, tonight I just want to chill in the lair with the guys."

by jacenmango April 4, 2010