A person who has next to zero chance of ever knowing what a vagina feels like (i.e. will never get laid). Just being around an anti-lay is a huge cockblock in itself. Sausage wallet in a 20 foot radius is repelled by the aura of weak sauce genes
-97.6% of college engineering students
-"My roommate freshman year was a total anti-lay"
-The opposite of John Stamos
-Anyone who plays 'wow'
-"My roommate freshman year was a total anti-lay"
-The opposite of John Stamos
-Anyone who plays 'wow'
by Nitorious NIG June 3, 2009
Get the anti-laymug. Also can be said to be laying the screws to somebody.
This is the act of screwing the everlasting piss out of another human being, usually untill one or both participants can't stand or remember the date, name, etc. Usually done when in missionary or doggystlye, and usually said to be done to a girl.
-Also see railed
This is the act of screwing the everlasting piss out of another human being, usually untill one or both participants can't stand or remember the date, name, etc. Usually done when in missionary or doggystlye, and usually said to be done to a girl.
-Also see railed
by Rabbit01 July 21, 2008
Get the laying screwsmug. Verb, to lay the mack.
Usually, a male putting the moves on a female, to try to get her to date him, or really, go to bed with him.
Usually, a male putting the moves on a female, to try to get her to date him, or really, go to bed with him.
Guy: Hey baby, when do you turn eighteen?
Girl (to her friend): Look at this sorry son of a bitch trying to lay the mack!
Girl's friend (shaking head): Pathetic.
Girl (to her friend): Look at this sorry son of a bitch trying to lay the mack!
Girl's friend (shaking head): Pathetic.
by Julia Jellyfish October 26, 2006
Get the lay the mackmug. A term describing liberal use of sarcasm, hatred, flirting, etc.
Usually used when a person is "overdoing it" trying to make it very clear that they like/dislike someone
Usually used when a person is "overdoing it" trying to make it very clear that they like/dislike someone
Dude1: hey, mike thinks u don't like him anymore
Dude2: oh really? took long enough cuz i been laying it on pretty fucking thick lately
Dude2: oh really? took long enough cuz i been laying it on pretty fucking thick lately
by B March 31, 2005
Get the laying it on thickmug. Another name for Vista Way, one of the two apartment complexes set aside for Disney College Programmers. This shady complex is notorious for the amount of horny college-aged interns living there. Often filled with sex and sexually transmitted diseases.
CP 1: Hey man, I just came back from the doctor, I have an STD. Now i need to be in costume in an hour!
CP 2: Well, next time try hooking up in Chatham, not Vista Lay.
CP 2: Well, next time try hooking up in Chatham, not Vista Lay.
by Double D April 4, 2005
Get the Vista Laymug. When a guy or a girl starts texting you a few weeks before coming back from a school break, such as the summer or christmas vacation in order to appear that they are interested in you, but it is really just a drawn-out booty call.
before you can build a house, you must lay a foundation, hence before you can convince the girl to hook up with you, you must lay the foundation to do so.
before you can build a house, you must lay a foundation, hence before you can convince the girl to hook up with you, you must lay the foundation to do so.
"so dave started texting me again"
"do you think he likes you?"
"well i'll see him in a week, so maybe he's just laying the foundation"
"do you think he likes you?"
"well i'll see him in a week, so maybe he's just laying the foundation"
by peanutbuttapi November 19, 2009
Get the laying the foundationmug. by Emanthe2 March 17, 2016
Get the laying the pipemug.