anti-lay

A person who has next to zero chance of ever knowing what a vagina feels like (i.e. will never get laid). Just being around an anti-lay is a huge cockblock in itself. Sausage wallet in a 20 foot radius is repelled by the aura of weak sauce genes
-97.6% of college engineering students

-"My roommate freshman year was a total anti-lay"

-The opposite of John Stamos

-Anyone who plays 'wow'
by Nitorious NIG June 04, 2009
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lay the mack

Verb, to lay the mack.

Usually, a male putting the moves on a female, to try to get her to date him, or really, go to bed with him.
Guy: Hey baby, when do you turn eighteen?
Girl (to her friend): Look at this sorry son of a bitch trying to lay the mack!
Girl's friend (shaking head): Pathetic.
by Julia Jellyfish October 26, 2006
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laying screws

Also can be said to be laying the screws to somebody.
This is the act of screwing the everlasting piss out of another human being, usually untill one or both participants can't stand or remember the date, name, etc. Usually done when in missionary or doggystlye, and usually said to be done to a girl.
-Also see railed
Guy1: I was laying screws to that girl all night.
Guy2: Everybody laid the screws to that whore.
by Rabbit01 February 23, 2006
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laying it on thick

A term describing liberal use of sarcasm, hatred, flirting, etc.
Usually used when a person is "overdoing it" trying to make it very clear that they like/dislike someone
Dude1: hey, mike thinks u don't like him anymore
Dude2: oh really? took long enough cuz i been laying it on pretty fucking thick lately
by B April 01, 2005
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Vista Lay

Another name for Vista Way, one of the two apartment complexes set aside for Disney College Programmers. This shady complex is notorious for the amount of horny college-aged interns living there. Often filled with sex and sexually transmitted diseases.
CP 1: Hey man, I just came back from the doctor, I have an STD. Now i need to be in costume in an hour!

CP 2: Well, next time try hooking up in Chatham, not Vista Lay.
by Double D April 04, 2005
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laying the pipe

The act of having sex with a female using your massive pipe
dude last night I was completely laying the pipe with sheela
by Emanthe2 December 09, 2015
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Mei Lai

Not to be confused with "My Lai" Please don't refer "Mei Lai" to this terminology, she will not like it.

Is a Chinese name mostly commonly found in girls/women. When the two words "Mei Lai" are joined together it means - Double Beauty. When you are around her you can't help but feel good.

See below for the Chinese characters.

美麗
Mei Lai Mei Lai is a pretty cool chick, she's got that special something, something.
by urbantrix March 22, 2012
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