Lace Doily

A woven mat that your aunt or grandmother would have on a side table underneath a plant or lamp. It served no purpose but there for decoration.
Or a female work colleague who is nice looking but hopeless at the job.
Visually attractive but pointless.

"I say, that young Samantha in admin is a fine looking filly!"
"Oh, that's Lace Doily. Don't ask her for stationery, she'll probably come back half an hour later with a gnu".

by Booga March 7, 2021

sparkling lace

The act of lacing your weed with sparkles which leads to head rumors when smoked

sparkling lace is so much fun ! To bad you can die from it.

by Upthaapeace September 23, 2015

Lace Up Grizzly

An absolute pedo who fucks the absolute shit outa people named TTHRex 8 time a day in the same hour while dirty Mexicans shit on his face while you eat it.

Mion love to do Lace Up Grizzly

by Liein mion August 10, 2023

Lace

a very pretty person that you need in life

OMG! Its lace i love him so much!!!

by SumiSawa December 22, 2020

Queen Anne's Lace

Marijuana (from the name a plant that is also known as the wild carrot)

They had queen Anne's lace growing everywhere in there.

by The Return of Light Joker April 24, 2010

LACES OUT

When a girl drops the back of her pants to reveal her Ass (Usually wearing a thong). The Term comes from Ace Ventura but they were talking about foot ball. We are talking about booty and the word Laces sounds like Asses so its better suited for the cause.

(on a telemundo gameshow Two hot latina Girls Hop on stage and pull down their Yoga pants. )

The Host Says: "Laces Out" And they turn around.

crowd goes wild.

by fuckhand May 21, 2023

goofy lace

When your shoe laces are tied hella goofy.

Zando: Bobbies shoes are hella clean
Papi D: Hell nah his goofy lace too tight.
Zando: true dat.

by Daddy Mocco October 13, 2017