lauriane

A vain best mate who you tease about her vanity

omg shes such a lauriane

by natalee404 February 4, 2008

Lauri Porra

Former bassist for Finnish power metal band Stratovarius from 2005-2008. Is known for never having played a single note on any Stratovarius release.

Lauri Porra is god. No wait, that's Lemmy.

by Dwaggie! June 10, 2008

Swedish Labriynth

The act of a man placing his penis against a straw, with the other end of the straw stuck into the lower eyelid of their partner. The man then ejaculates into the straw, resulting in a Swedish Labyrinth.

"Bro I gave her a Swedish Labriynth last night.."

by Some Norwegian Guy November 25, 2011

laurizzle

when a horny girl farts on the mans penis.

Man: "oh baby that feels sooo good."
*pfffft*
Woman: "OH MAN!!! WOOPS!!! I LAURIZZLED!"
Man: "well at least you are horny!"

by Stuart Gizzard January 9, 2008

laurieing

to make people miss you because you are telling them you no longer going to be working with them and then tell them that you will stay at the job with no regard for the grief they went through.

"She said she was gonna leave this job and i totally cried but she ending up staying"

"dude she totally was laurieing you"

by Princec20 February 26, 2008

laurinaitis

A term for a cool person. Usually can dance well. Dislikes egotistical assholes and hangs out with fabulous dudes.

Egotistical asshole: I think that guy doesn't like me.
Fabulous dude: Of course not. He's a Laurinaitis.

Random person: Look at that guy! He's such a good dancer.
Random person 2: Duh, he's a Laurinaitis.

by LietandtheDuchy August 25, 2011

Laurie

A Laurie is one of the best people you could ever meat. They are shy and smart and don’t really like talking to people, however if you can make friends with one they will always remember you and sick up for you. A Laurie will always have a very high sex drive and a great penis to go along with it. A Laurie is normally a nerd and can be bullied so if you stand up for one he will always try to repay you, even if it doesn’t seem like it. If you ever date a Laurie never let him go and give him all the attention you can, if you loose him you will regret it for ever.

Milly: have you seen that guy? He’s so handsome.

Megan: I know right, he must be a Laurie.

by Jim_Pickens666 December 10, 2019