lmao

a frequently used "word" people use when IMing each other. it stands for "laughing my ass off" but obviously, no one laughs they're ass off, so it's quite ridiculous. we use it when something's funnier and deserves more than a capitalized "lol" sometimes people say it in person too, but that's only when they're trying to be funny... or they're just retarded.

somefathobo (2:34:56 PM): who's mom do you have to rape around here to get some cookies?
anotherhobo (2:34:57 PM): lmao
somefathobo (2:34:58 PM): it wasn't that funny... was it?

by kirshteeen February 5, 2009

lmao

A chatroom acronym used exclusively by morons, meant to stand for "laughing my ass off". Generally typed in response to deeply unfunny remarks, and also used to feign nonchalance when taunting someone.

1. SeXXyMoM4u: well, gtg buy some groceries
UnImaGinaTiVEFUck876663: lmao

2. Jeremy654333227819: U stupid fuckking idiot, if I ever see u on the street i'll fuckkingg kill u
UnImaGinaTiVEFUck876663: lmao

by Alan. May 12, 2006

lmao

Laughing my ass off.

Can be used in conjunction with other laughing acronyms such as lol and rofl ie. hahahahlololololroflmao!!!!1 and so on..

Used when the situation is considered funnier than a mere lol.

I've also heard this said aloud in conversation pronounced: La mayo. Also roflmao (pronounced rofl like waffle mayo) and of course lol.

me: Examples are for people who didn't explain properly
you: lmao

by TheDanishSugarfairy September 27, 2008

LMAO

Acronymn for Lettuce Mayo Avocado Onions. MLIA

Person 1 : I'm going to the store would you like me get something for you ?

Person 2 : Yah, get me LMAO, thanks.

by MLIA'er September 20, 2009

lmao

Lick me all over. Created by Peaches.

Guy: lmao
Girl: NO!!!!
Guy: Plz?
Girl: kk
Guy: JESSS!!!

by pie_fucker November 16, 2009

lmaoff

Not yet official, but may be seen used on msn or other online messengers. it is derived from lmao, meaning "laugh my ass off" in online terms. the extra two "f"'s at the end have no real point, but are possibly used to show that the final "o" is "off" in full terms, which is still pretty pointless. A Red haired man is credited with creating the term.

"did u c what happened today, LMAOFF!"

by Timmyohtimmy December 25, 2007

lmabo

laughing my ass butt off. This is derived from Supernatural's own Castiel as he yells "Hey ass butt!" and throws a bottle of holy oil setting Michael on fire and sending him away for awhile.

Jen: So Castiel yells 'Hey assbutt' and sets Michael on fire. lmao
Jared: I think you mean lmabo...duh

by dsw1023 August 14, 2010