by Lindson January 2, 2022
Get the Lindson mug.An eastern variation of the western delicacy, the yogurt parfait. It doesn't hide any of its ingredients; it proudly displays its granola, fruits, and yogurt with confidence. This transparency creates an immediate connection and fosters a sense of trust in its composition. Real food. Very real.
The yogurt has been exposed to a variety of different bacterial cultures, which all complement each other to form a full, sophisticated blend. The perfect mix of sweetness and courage; richness and intelligence; creaminess and curiosity. Its presence alone will bring a smile to your face. Its cinnamon speckles like adorable freckles, or stars on a Starry Night.
Even if served cold (but be careful to keep away from drafts (or the yogurt can lose moisture)), it somehow always exudes a certain warmth. One can't help but feel that this dessert will make the world a better place, and indeed already has made the world a better place, infecting every person it touches with a certain positivity, leaving them happier than before.
The moment it touches your lips (if you ever have the great fortune of experiencing it), you will be absolutely enamored, its kiss soft yet fierce, filling you with its warmth and sparking an electromagnetic connection that jolts your heart's conduction system (the berries, yogurt, and fruit, act as cathode, electrolyte, and anode to form a high voltage battery. Or something).
Eat with Costa Rican coffee or a pickle, and have a tin or two of cocoa biscuits nearby.
The yogurt has been exposed to a variety of different bacterial cultures, which all complement each other to form a full, sophisticated blend. The perfect mix of sweetness and courage; richness and intelligence; creaminess and curiosity. Its presence alone will bring a smile to your face. Its cinnamon speckles like adorable freckles, or stars on a Starry Night.
Even if served cold (but be careful to keep away from drafts (or the yogurt can lose moisture)), it somehow always exudes a certain warmth. One can't help but feel that this dessert will make the world a better place, and indeed already has made the world a better place, infecting every person it touches with a certain positivity, leaving them happier than before.
The moment it touches your lips (if you ever have the great fortune of experiencing it), you will be absolutely enamored, its kiss soft yet fierce, filling you with its warmth and sparking an electromagnetic connection that jolts your heart's conduction system (the berries, yogurt, and fruit, act as cathode, electrolyte, and anode to form a high voltage battery. Or something).
Eat with Costa Rican coffee or a pickle, and have a tin or two of cocoa biscuits nearby.
by elperezoso4882 July 1, 2023
Get the Lindsay mug.A male who is a straight up alcohol lightweight. He wastes exorbitant amounts of beer by only drinking half of each can, and then discreetly setting the other hot half down amidst the other party refuse, and leaving it. The Beer Lindsey gives the illusion of being a seasoned heavyweight, but truly drinks like a, "young high school girl". The discarded half of the beer is discovered the next day during party cleanup, and is now referred to as a, "lindseyed beer". The true heavyweights then proceed to drink the lindseyed beers, as they consider it blasphemous to waste such large amounts of nectar.
PLEDGE 1. (DURING CLEAN UP AFTER PLEDGE NIGHT). GOD DAMN THERE WERE A BUNCH OF BEER LINDSEY'S HERE LAST NIGHT. I'VE FOUND AT LEAST 20 HALF FULL BEERS.
PLEDGE 2. HAIR OF THE DOG MOTHERFUCKER. IF NOT FOR THE BEER LINDSEY, WE WOULD HAVE TO GO BUY ANOTHER 12 PACK.
PLEDGE 2. HAIR OF THE DOG MOTHERFUCKER. IF NOT FOR THE BEER LINDSEY, WE WOULD HAVE TO GO BUY ANOTHER 12 PACK.
by saintofcircumstance August 20, 2016
Get the Beer Lindsey mug.The act of using urban dictionary to prove one doesn't know the definition of a term when the definition matches exactly how they used it.
She pulled a lindsey when she posted that screenshot of the urban dictionary definition. It only proved you used the term correctly.
by OhSusan April 21, 2017
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Get the For Fuck Sake Linda mug.Talking in a conversation, normally via sms, and the recipient has no idea what is going on. This results in idiotic replies.
by AnnoyedSender August 25, 2011
Get the Lindaing mug.What ESPN and other national sports writers have every time they bring up New York Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin.
Dave: Dude, I can't watch Sportscenter anymore. I am so sick if the non-stop Jeremy Lin talk.
Jeff: I know, it's like every time Magic Johnson brings him up he has a Lingasm
Jeff: I know, it's like every time Magic Johnson brings him up he has a Lingasm
by trippster426 May 26, 2012
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