librarian talk

Derived from the porn industry's portrayal of librarians, a round about way to say phone sex.

I had a librarian talk with my girlfriend.

by spintwig August 12, 2009

labradog

1. Term used to describe dogs that are generic labrador mixes. Also used to describe dogs that people claim are purebred labs but are clearly not, or if they are purebred, they are really ugly.
2. Every unidentified mixed breed dog that people just automatically label as a lab mix.

Example 1: Here's a picture of Molly's new dog! She bought it from some guy on craigslist! OMG it's a purebred lab!!

No, man, that's a labradog.

Example 2: I just went to the dog park and there were so many labradogs there.

by vangoghbot May 13, 2009

liberal education requirement

A class required by the higher education system. It assists no one in the completion of any type of degree. The knowledge is forgotten once the class is complete and the money you spent on it is wasted because the class benifits no one at all.

College Student 1: "Hey man what liberal education requirement class are you taking?"

College Student 2: "I'm taking a chemistry lab because when I get my accounting degree I'll have to mix chemicals....a lot."

College Student 1: "I would rather just throw the money into my toilet and flush it down then take these ridiculous classes."

by T. Tom December 18, 2007

liberal

If used in a non-political sense, "liberal" simply means "a lot."

I'd like a large popcorn with a liberal amount of butter, please.

by Doc Sigma September 24, 2003

Stupid Liberal

An idiot who attacks the American right with false, unkind rumors and lies. A left-winger that will do anything to prevent Conservatives from TALKING, including the employing of tactics such as unplugging a reporter's microphone, screaming and yelling at a Republican so they can't get a word in edgewise, ect.

For the best examples of a stupid liberal, see Dr. Truth and Brooklynguy.

by NKU Student October 21, 2006

Liberal Monopoly

A special version of the popular board game Monopoly, but with a few extra rules:

- One player gets designated the "Welfare Recipient." He sits on the GO square through the entire game, but every time someone else collects money from either rent or passing GO, he gets to collect 10% of it from that player for doing absolutely nothing.

- The Welfare Recipient can, on occasion, go to the Jail square at his leisure, but it is never his fault if he does so, and while there, all the other players must pay $20 every time they pass GO to keep him fed, clothed, warm, and with healthcare while he is in jail.

- On the return trip to the GO square from jail:

-- if the Welfare Recipient lands on any tax squares, the other players must pay it for him in equal shares;

-- if he lands on a rent square, the landlord collects rent from the bank instead of the Welfare Recipient

-- if he lands on Free Parking, he gets to collect any windfall to simulate taking his welfare check to the casino

-- if he lands on a railroad at the same time as another player, he may mug them for 1/5 of their total cash or, if that share would be less than $100, he can kill that player, ending the game for them.

The Welfare Recipient must also always use the CRACK PIPE as their piece of choice; if one doesn't exist, use a real one instead.

For some odd reason, the guy playing the Welfare Recipient is impossible to beat at Liberal Monopoly...

by JustAnotherGuy March 1, 2013

Librado

Librado is translated from the latin language meaning "sexy beast" the person usually named Librado was a beast in bed and all the females wanted to witness the beast like creature that occurs during sexytime.

Librado was a beast last night and i will never be able to enjoy any other man..

by Librado ruiz January 12, 2009