lolage to your knowledge

taking the piss out of someone being thick

Frank: hey Timmy what the answer to this question? 'andrea has got £2 how many 50p's is that?'
Timmy: mate that major lolage to your knowledge.

by poontang9545 December 16, 2008

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

A euphemistic way of referring to taboo sex (outside of marriage, adultery, homosexuality, sodomy, etc.), this phrase is often used as a false etymology for the word "fuck"
Also, Van Halen's 1991 album

I remember coming home and getting slapped by my dad for unlawful carnal knowledge, apparently he found out my "roomate" and I were actually dating

by Whythisword October 16, 2022

Knowledge

Act of performing wig, dome, head, brain, attic, cranium, and skull.

Ryan Churchill gives himself KNOWLEDGE.

by Heavy D March 5, 2004

knowles

getting pregnant so your boyfriend will finally marry you. (i.e. Solange and Beyonce Knowles)

"After the wedding, I found out she wasn't pregnant." "No way! She totally pulled a Knowles."

by DivaDivine May 2, 2008

beyonce knowles

A very beautiful r&b singer. Has a killer booty and body. Merried to rapper jay-z

a.dude check out beyonce knowles's ass
b.*drool*

by IwannaBe October 28, 2005

knowledge knowledge

Salutation, meaning "Peace," accompanied by the raising of the index finger with the first "knowledge" and the raising of the index, middle and ring finger for the second "knowledge." These hand gestures are like the form of the lines inside of the circle in a peace sign.

Robby: What's up, dun?

Gary: Knowledge Knowledge, boy (with accompanying hand gesture.)

by Hott Nickelz January 28, 2010

knowles limit

a scientific phenomenon, often observed in restaurants, but can occur anywhere food is available. It is described as the point in time where the conversation or level of interest has fallen low enough that participants begin to mix random foods together. Often, the Knowles Limit is used as an indication that the party is dead and it is time to move on.

When a person mixes their meatloaf with a glass of milk, they have reached the Knowles Limit

by featherydragon May 15, 2009