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National Kidney Foundation

A huge scam that conned me out of a kidney; this is an organization that offers you money for your kidney so they can help someone but then they "lose it in transit."
The National Kidney Foundation decided to con me out of a kidney, and I know they just wanted to take advantage of me, since their representatives refused to give me compensation for the kidney. And yes, I have sued them but the media has not supported me.
by dontdonatetothenkf February 11, 2012
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A Kinsey

An adjetive describing when you do something stupid or trip over something when you aren't looking.
Guy 1: Did you see her run into that pole yesterday?

Guy 2: Yeah, she must have done a Kinsey.
by Queenkinz November 5, 2013
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Metaphorical kidney

What one offers their friends as a sign of appreciation, since a real kidney is quite expensive and a hassle to remove anyway.
You two are amazing. I would give you each one kidney, but then I would not have any, so you can have a metaphorical kidney instead.
by ellietist October 3, 2016
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Mexican Kidney Stone

when a woman puts a pepper seed in your pee hole
It got pretty kinky last night, I passed a Mexican Kidney Stone.
by obiWanTwoThree August 25, 2018
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Aly Kinsey

Can be nice when she wants to be but can also, and will not hesitate to wack you as a friend.
Why are you all bruised?

My friend Aly Kinsey went ham after I took her cheese stick.
by Lil Way Way May 7, 2019
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Jared Kenney

the most loving and caring human being you will ever be lucky to meet, loyal and cunning with a great sense of witt and quick humor. Quick to use dad jokes and prone to be more of an outsider in bigger groups. Once you get a Jared Kenney to care or love you though, they will never stop showing affection or interest.
“Are you tired Jared Kenney?” “No I’m Jared, Nice to meet you.” “That’s such a Jared thing to say”
by sunshineandstardust June 26, 2021
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ranboos.kidney

Ranboos.kidney not only one of the hottest people, but one of the coolest people. You’d be lucky if they marry you
Person 1: Ranboos.kidney marry me!
Person 2: NO MARRY ME
by Ogwilborsuit July 21, 2021
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