Keyboard Alphabet

The Keyboard Alphabet is all the letters on a keyboard typed in order as the show.

Keyboard Alphabet: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

OR

qwertyuiop

asdfghjkl

zxcvbnm

Fred: What's the Keyboard Alphabet?

George: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

by qweertymcfred April 28, 2011

Keyboard Colonist

An ignorant, self-aggrandizing, racist on social media. This person lacks basic humanity.

Twitter User X: “Did you see what Majorie Taylor Greene posted on Twitter?”
Twitter User Y: “Ya man, what a keyboard colonist.”

by MCSpammer November 11, 2022

Keyboard monkey

Somebody working a deskjob in a position that revolves (almost) entirely of entering data into fields, or similar menial tasks that requires little thought or input. These jobs are filling spreadsheets all day or writing for Buzzfeed. Basically somebody that works a job that you could train a monkey to do if a monkey could use a computer.

John: "I work all day, nine-to-five, and it's hard work!"

Jack: "Oh yeah, tell me all about how hard your data input job is, you fucking keyboard monkey."

by FR333KSH0W January 19, 2021

keyboard wallah

A worker in an Indian tech-support scam boiler room, or in social media follower farm.

You may have plenty of twitter followers but they're mostly fakes created by some keyboard wallah in Bangalore.

by the real juju July 30, 2017

Keyboard hands

When the hands of said keyboard user become increasingly veiny after process of playing/typing.

1-Woah man you got keyboard hands
2-Ah happens all the time when im playing

1-kinda hot though

2-Bro

by SickoBamba069 December 29, 2021

keyboard humper

someone who is sexually attracted to typing, keyboards, and the letter S

stop humping your keyboard, you keyboard humper, you'll get jizz in your keys. you dont want that type of sticky keys

by dilflord January 3, 2023

keyboard rape

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keyboard rape

by elmo but hes satan May 4, 2020