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Portuguese Keyboard

The act of shoving one's keyboard into his or her rectum through a 7 year process of pain and misery. Once done it is required to walk around for ten minutes after incersion. Then you are able to remove each key one by one until your rectum has been cleared.
Vince just finished his Portuguese Keyboard last week. It was crazy!
by portugallover696969 October 6, 2012
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keyboard cheese

The manky stuff that builds up on keyboard letters and in the keyboard over a period of time, especially in schools/colleges where 200 odd dirty fingered teens use them each day.
Teen 1: Dude, look at this keyboard cheesizzle, bitchin
Teen 2: Man, thats ill, no diggity?
by Laurie March 10, 2005
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Casio keyboard

A musical instrument commonly used by children and hobos to reproduce the sounds of artists from the 1980's and Wesley Willis.
Holy shit, look at that mofucker go! His Casio keyboard is on FIRE!
by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003
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Keyboard smash

The act of smashing the keys of a keyboard to make a jumble of letters when you get confused angry or annoyed.
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Why did you just keyboard smash
by Totally not a cinnamon roll September 25, 2021
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Keyboarding

The worst Highschool class ever conceived by man.
I'll be in the best mood ever, but then I have keyboarding and I leave miserable.
by Kazkid8 March 28, 2007
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leet keyboard

A Keyboard depicted on a few posters, buttons and other things. It shows a keyboard with keys that say things like "lol" "rofl" "wtf" and other 'leet speak' terms.
Dude, cheak out this leet keyboard
by Kevalan February 28, 2007
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keyboard gremlins

Tiny creatures that inhabit the keyboards of various computers, especially laptops.
They cause people to misspell simple words that would normally be easy to spell. They also cause people to type links to pr0n when they are really trying to show their friends a flash video.
Erca 'Kuzudee: I'm going to lick Becu in the shin.
Erca 'Kuzudee: kick*
Erca 'Kuzudee: OMG teh Keyboard Gremlins...
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