by Gameboy5019 July 20, 2019
Get the Justinmug. A creature created in the most vile sewer on the earth. Usually hides out in mothers basement while checking youtube for hours. If a person were to unsubscribe from its channel this creature would violently scream and create a new video about it. If treated unfairly at school, goes to hair salon and dyes hair bright red to "fit"in. Wonders why it doesn't have a girlfriend. End of story.
by Chandlaman April 10, 2015
Get the Justinmug. complete faggot; usually short, skinny-ass, black haired douche bag who has yet to hit puberty. Sits on his computer all day and plays World of Warcraft like its his job; mad gamer. is typically involved in rec sports cuz he's not good enough to play competitively. overuses the word bro and his mom is a complete milf.
Matt: OMG that douchebag has been playing WOW all day long. When are his balls gonna drop?
Danielle: What do you expect, its Justin.
Danielle: What do you expect, its Justin.
by Matty Matty the Big Daddy October 4, 2010
Get the Justinmug. The epitome of stupidity and self-centeredness. The Justin tends to love boasting about how amazing he is and how he's better than everyone else, though he really isn't. His large ego makes up for his lack of junk.
'Wow... you're almost as small as Justin!' 'Hey! That's mean! My prick DOES exist!'
'Only Justin can love himself.'
'Only Justin can love himself.'
by saveyourscissors June 8, 2009
Get the Justinmug. A small child like man. Who drives big trucks to make up for the lack of size in his pants. And enjoys playing with children in inappropriate ways
by hawk69er December 22, 2009
Get the Justinmug. A hairy beast of a man usually found at the bar between the hours of midnight and 2AM. This subject is the worst of the worst when it comes to bad pick up lines. He makes loud growling noises when left to his own and normally has a large stain on his pants around his pelvic region. A real wast of human skin.
Bill: Look at that skumbag at the bar.
Julia: Yeah he tried to pick me up by saying "Heaven must be missing an angel" I said "Why?" and he said, "Because you landed in my life"
Bill: Damn, what a Justin.
Julia: Yeah he tried to pick me up by saying "Heaven must be missing an angel" I said "Why?" and he said, "Because you landed in my life"
Bill: Damn, what a Justin.
by Masek One March 13, 2010
Get the Justinmug. no friends, complete liar about everything, very small cock, wears abnormally large shirts, drama starter, rumor spreader, faggot, out of the closet homosexual, is a virgin(and always will be), listens to bands hes never heard of in his life, and a poser little bitch.
justin.. = (read definition)
by itdoesntmatterdoesit September 18, 2010
Get the Justinmug.