Skip to main content

The Fork Of Justice

Originally an amusing and unique handle for chat rooms and games (originally MINE that is) which has become a comical (and increasingly widespread) way to 'poke' fun at evildoers, trolls or any one of life's petty annoyances within newsgroups, chat rooms and blogs.

It's main purpose is to dismiss annoying arguments, people and situations in a civilized manner without resorting to flaming, net hooliganism or other kinds of embarrassing behaviour.

A way of saying "this little thing will not get me down".

The use of the "Fork Of Justice" ranges from literally using a fork to poke the offending party (in chat), posting a picture of a fork in a thread or blog, or as a comical over-played super hero roleplay.
"I am The Fork Of Justice! I stabbeth thee with my Progs OF Truth!"

"You have been poked with The Fork of Justice. Troll."
by TheForkOfJustice October 26, 2004
mugGet the The Fork Of Justice mug.

social justice

The (typically online) practice of preaching for equality for people of all religions, races, genders, and sexual orientations. When done right, this can be a fantastic thing. Unfortunately, social justice tends to be done wrong, giving things like the gender equality movement and the gay rights movement a bad name.
Good social justice: Equality for everyone regardless of your background!
Bad social justice: I F YOU AR E A STRAIGHT WHITE MAN K I L L Y O U R S E L F
by lightning_troubadour December 22, 2014
mugGet the social justice mug.

supreme court justices

Nine members of the United States' Supreme Court. A total of 8 associate justices, and one chief justice
The supreme court is the highest court in the judicial system and it consists of 9 justices
by Mike January 5, 2005
mugGet the supreme court justices mug.

Social Justice Worriers

A person advocating for social justice.

SJWs often ultimately mean well in their points however they take it to a whole new level. These people are often overly sensitive and referred to as "emotional butterflies". If you disagree with what they preach, then it's a personal insult to them. They will get triggered or set off by anything that offends them in the slightest. These people are to be avoided.
(Note: Not all feminists are social justice worriers, but for this explanation, a feminist will be used to demonstrate the topic)
Man: Here miss, I'll hold the door open for you
SJW: Oh, why? Is it because women can't do it themselves? I'm offended that you would do that.
Man: Oh, I'm sorry (closes door in SJW's face)

(yes, this did actually happen)
by Garuda 2, Shamrock May 29, 2018
mugGet the Social Justice Worriers mug.

postmodern Justice

1. modern myth
2. legally unsound principle
3. More of a privilege than a right
4. due to the value of Justice, every possible option of denial should
be considered so it never is dispensed casually, freely, or indiscriminately.
The judicial system's definition of postmodern justice has been changed to keep up with the ideas of progressives. Their idea is that Progress is not made by contented, and happy people.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
mugGet the postmodern Justice mug.

social justice

Word used mainly by American teenagers and those without a college education to describe the frustration they feel at their own failures in life.
Most of these individuals don't feel the need to get an official definition of this word to see if they believe in equality of opportunity for example, rather they will go to tumblr or find an extreme feminist vlog and confuse social justice with other disturbed individuals who abuse the concept for their own personal gain.
Social justice is ruining gaming
Social justice is communist
Social justice is feminism
by urban thought August 27, 2014
mugGet the social justice mug.

Supreme Court Justice

Most modern interpretation of a discord moderator.
Interprets the law in a way that always angers the minority, and causes emotional distress to snowflakes.
Supreme Court Justice Thomas and Dankula just pulled of a pro-gamer move by overturning Roe v. Wade.
by MrSnob June 25, 2022
mugGet the Supreme Court Justice mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email