jordan

Hes that jersey kid who annoys the fuck out of you by ignoring everyone. However, if he did not do that then it wouldnt be him. All in all he is pretty chill and cool when he doesnt ignore you.
Friend: "Dude lets meet up with (person) at the movies.
Friend 2: "Its not worth it hes a jordan. He'll just ignore you"

jersey friend annoying
by notvicfierce February 6, 2014
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Jordan

He’s someone truly special. There’s no one like a Jordan. He can take your breath away with just one look, and leaves you with butterflies. You thought you knew love until you met him and he showed you a more accurate version of love. He’s the one you’ll want to be with for the rest of your life. The one you’ll want to marry and grow old with. His smile makes your heart melt. His laugh is contagious, though he rarely shows his real laugh. Your head is constantly filled with thoughts of him and your heart full of love. A minute without him feels like a lifetime, but every minute with him seems to go by too fast. You feel like, in order to be whole, you need to be around him. He brings out the real you. He makes you love yourself and see yourself like he sees you. He gives the best hugs and you’ll never want to leave his arms. You love him. You’ll always love him.
Wow Jordan is just so amazing...
by hfettuccine September 4, 2019
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Jordan

Although awesome in the sack there's not much else there.
Jordan: Let's have sex.
Girl: Hey Jordan, How are you?
Jordan: Let's have sex.
by Mwah123 February 24, 2010
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Jordan

when a girl's shirt rides up and her pale, unsexy love handle is exposed to the world
Whoa girl, pull down that shirt. You've got a major Jordan. No one wants to see that.
by Mr. Yellow June 6, 2009
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jordan

another way of saying the number 23, used in instances whereas somebody might ask how old you are.
Frank: Happy birthday. How old are you now?

Mike: Jordan.
by TonyTheAnt November 28, 2006
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Jordan's

Jordan's (girls) are beautiful funny tough funny amazing at sports and very smart. Jordan's are perfect in every way possible. People are always jealous about Jordan. Jordan's are very hipper and always happy and dream big, Jordan's are good friends to be with. Jordan's try there hardest for every thing, sometimes I'm BFFS with a Jordan and she is exactly like I described. I never want to let go of a Jordan
Man Jordan's is perfect
by Real thoughts June 18, 2014
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Jordan

A boy who is Happy, funny, very kind, loving, shy, creative, always smiles. handsome or good looking. Jordan can also be the bestfriend you ever had. Jordan is also a perfect guy to be a BF or GF. Jordan can also be a boy who is gay or straight but is a grate person to spend your life with. Jordan will never be the type of person who will be an ass or do anything bad. Jordan can also be a person who feelings can be hurt buy anyone.
Jordan is named used by boys and girls or even products.

Jordan is also known as the River Jordan in west Asia.
personhey Jordan you look nice today.
person my Jordan's are realty cool shoes.
by green.q April 13, 2015
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