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Dyke Jones

A.K.A Mike Jones

The term Dyke Jones was popularized by you could say "Rival" ex swisha house Chamillionaire. Used on Mixtape Messiah to rap back, and sure as hell " served " his ass up.

A "down south" rapper, who's lyrics are child play. He repeats his lyrics, and his name over and over. He thinks hes running the game, but truly hes a fake bastard.
Chamillionaire
No-No you don't nigga, Dike Jones just got wrecked
When I step in the club, you breakin' yo neck
You know why I'm here, to take my respect
You can't get next, I came to plex
So call up Dike Jones and tell him he just got wrecked

Who? Dyke Jones
by Austin AK October 10, 2005
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Dick Cheese Jones

A noun used to describe a person who reeks of dick cheese. Formally created in the Thai culture, the first dick cheese jones was forged by a mystery known as daroni. You can only be born a dick cheese jones.

Also, a synonym for mags.
"Hey! It's me!" - Muhammed
"Shut the fuck up, ya dick cheese jones!" Edward
by lovestoshart January 11, 2012
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Bob Jones University

An very conservative Christian university with a very ironic abbreviation.
She's going to BJU next year.
by lynx wings April 22, 2005
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jones effect

Often used as a sales term to describe how to motivate a potential buyer to buy based on what other people are doing. Also referred to as "Keeping up with the Jones's."
Salesperson: "I just came from Mr. Jones and he liked my product so much he bought three." This is an example of the Jones Effect.
by jay-b-c May 18, 2009
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Rosie Jones

The sexiest British girl in world. A glamour model for British mags such as Nuts and Page 3 of the Sun. Has massive boobs as well.
Rosie Jones has enormous boobs
by Mr. Ragejah September 6, 2011
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Johnest

Saying something that might sound rude to other people but you are actually being honest, not rude.
(tbj) To be "johnest" your house looks like a pack of hyenas insides with ribs that look like roadkill
by DominoRussia May 6, 2021
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Tom Jonesing

The incredible urge to listen to Tom Jones. Usually occurs after a moment where someones actions force a Tom Jones song to mind.
*Female coworker burps*

"Woah, woah, woah, she's a lady" (best if sung out loud in response)

'Damnit, now im Tom Jonesing for some 'Thunderball''
by Muff Potter February 9, 2014
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