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jon b

the greatest person you'll ever meet.
Wow, that guy is incredible. What a Jon B.
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Jon Olsson

1. The best skier on the planet. Born in Sweden, he began as a ski racer and progressed into freestyle. As of late he has been going back to his roots and racing. This man is so awesome that he drives a lamborghini with a ski rack and lives in Monaco just because he can.

2. To pull a sweet trick in the park.
1. Jon Olsson is my favorite skier. Hands down.

2. Dude, that was so sick! You just Olssoned!
by bella k. July 7, 2008
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Jon's House

A Popular Travel Location For Hungry People From Around The Globe.
"Oh I can't eat one more thing, I'm still full from Jon's House"
by IWishICouldEat April 15, 2009
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Jon Wayne

A hiphop artist hailing from La Habra, CA. Said to be the new shit in town. He has been featured on many albums, including "You know what it is, vol. 3". He is also the only goonie nigga in dem tightie pants
1. Jon Wayne is playing tonight at Low end theory, that goonie nigga in dem tightie pants can sure rippity rap.
2. Jon Wayne ate all of the Reese's sticks at am pm, they were sold out for weeks.
3. Jon Wayne drives an old POS Chrysler around LA looking for hookers and blow. Oh, and he's a rapper.
by Steven Vanguard May 29, 2010
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Lil Jon

the craziest nigga around. I'm not even sure he's mentally sane. Creator of " YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, WHATTTTT?, OKAYYYYYY!, and my personal favorite LLLLLLLLLLLETS GOOOO"
"hey did you hear that new lil jon song?"
"Um dude, that guy can't rap, he knows like 4 words man"
by J 2 da P December 7, 2004
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Jon and Kate

The most dysfuntional family on US soil.

Jon: The father and the sane one. Been seen cheating on his wife with Deanna Hummel. The better parent none the less. Jon lets his kids be kids while his estranged wife wants to treat them like adults when there ages are 5 and 8

Kate:Been engaged before but it was over because she was too controling. Been said to have an affair with her bodyguard. Bitch.
Jon and Kate plus 8 is the highest rated TV show on TLC. I don't blame Jon for cheating on his wife. She's horrible and i think he should get the kids. They like him better. Hell i like him better, Kate denied a thirsy Maddy water and then DRANK infront of her and she started crying. Backstage in an interview
by Twichikd98 June 27, 2009
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jon foreman

Switchfoot lead singer. Recently released two solo EPs, and has an amazing voice, and is a extremely talented, mature individual.
jon foreman is Third Only to John Lennon and Jesus.
by No one..in particular. January 11, 2009
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