joke

what do u call a black airplane pilot





a pilot you racist

fuckin tennis players

by Savino biotch April 8, 2005

a joke

something gen z white teenage girls cant handle and will cancel you for saying

Me:*says a joke that maybe a little racist to one of my close friends*
random teenage white girl that heard the joke:your so disgusting you racist fuck and you dont have any friends i hope you burn in hell

by P3WER July 1, 2021

Not joke

"Not-jokes" were made popular long before the Borat movie, namely in the movie "Wayne's World" from 1992.

Filled with pop culture references, the sketches and film started catchphrases such as "Schwing!" and "Schyea", as well as popularizing "That's what she said", "Party on!" and the use of "...Not!" after apparently affirmative sentences in order to state the contrary (as used by the metal band Anthrax in the late 1980s and early 1990s). This form of joke became known as "not joke".

by LeRouxToto May 26, 2010

fat joke comebacks

so someone makes fun of you cause your fat. what do you do. stutter about their ugliness? or play off your own body structure. you decide ;)

Dude 1. Man your such a fat ass!
Dude 2. The only reason im so fat, is cause everytime i fucked your mother she gave me a cookie.

Dude 1. Why the hell are you so fat?
Dude 2. Hey.... Im fat, your ugly. I can lose weight.

Theres two of my favorite fat joke comebacks ever.

by a_penis_lol1 October 6, 2010

Nicky-Joke

A really rubbish joke that nobody understands or laughs at. These jokes are often said at an awkward moment to avoid something. This results in the person that said the joke being laughed at for being such an idiot. Another form of Nicky-Joke is the reply of "Thats what she said" after something not rude.

Whats the difference between Basil brush and a terrorist?" , "The terrorist only goes boom once" , "Oh for god sake, not another nicky-joke" or "Woah! man, thats huge" , "Thats what she said" , "Stop the damn nicky-jokes -.-".

by joshjohnson99 March 9, 2009

Rudy “The Joker” Giuliani

The Mobster in Chief’s pet nickname for his current personal attorney-fixer since Rudy has been, just like Batman’s Joker, hired by New York City mob bosses, has a deep desire to upset the social order, a warped sense of humor, and is motivated by his own inner chaos, inhumanity and love of anarchy.

It’s clear that Rudy “The Joker” Giuliani is the newest trumpuppet and desperate fall guy for the Flag Fucker in Chief as we watch him finally begin to circle the drain and head for the comfy Otisville celebrity slammer in New York to join his good old buddy, Michael Cohen.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 8, 2019

For legal reasons that's a joke

Used in the context of someone saying something offensive in a humorous manner and fearing potential repercussions

John:"Pineapple belongs on pizza"
Mod: *clears throat*
John"for legal reasons that's a joke"

by MrBossMan750 January 28, 2022