Nicky-Joke 

A really rubbish joke that nobody understands or laughs at. These jokes are often said at an awkward moment to avoid something. This results in the person that said the joke being laughed at for being such an idiot. Another form of Nicky-Joke is the reply of "Thats what she said" after something not rude.

Whats the difference between Basil brush and a terrorist?" , "The terrorist only goes boom once" , "Oh for god sake, not another nicky-joke" or "Woah! man, thats huge" , "Thats what she said" , "Stop the damn nicky-jokes -.-".

Nicky-Joke by joshjohnson99 March 9, 2009

Nick Joke 

A simple joke given a long pretense with many added details leading to an ultimately disappointing conclusion

Nick Joke:
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.

The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...

He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.

With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly the coffin stops.

Nick Joke by Johnnieha November 18, 2019

Nick Joke 

A stupid or pointless joke, similar to the ones made by Nick V.

Person 1: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "Because it felt like it!"
Person 2: "Dude that was such a Nick Joke!"

Nick Joke by verttastic September 7, 2013

Nick Joke 

A pun with a long pretense and many unnecessary details ultimately leading to a disappointing

Nick Joke:
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.

The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...

He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.

With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly the coffin stops.

Nick Joke by Johnnieha November 18, 2019

Nick foster jokes 

The person who appears in your mind when one says “still hit tho”

“Still hit it though” hey that reminds me of nick foster jokes he’s a really funny guy.

Nick foster jokes by Dilf_lover_69 April 21, 2021