A Joey is a young man that is about to turn 30 years old but is still staying with mom and dad, whom does not have the capacity in his mind to think for himself and lacks any free thought at all and thinks that every woman he meets must marry him.
Jason: Wassup man did you hook up with that chick at the bar on Friday night.
Young man: no bruh I took her back to my place but she wouldn't do anything while my parents were there and she said she doesn't wanna marry me.
Jason: You're such a fucking Joey!
Young man: no bruh I took her back to my place but she wouldn't do anything while my parents were there and she said she doesn't wanna marry me.
Jason: You're such a fucking Joey!
by Freewillmason November 08, 2018
One of the gayest kids ever. He always is trying to hook up with boys. But he can be sweet hearted and kind.
by Idk123490 March 06, 2019
Joey is the type of guy you want to be friends with or more then friends because he will also be there for you when it's important. He will also give you really sweet compliments when you aren't sure of yourself. He is also a hilarious guy and will always make you laugh even if it is just because of his stupidity he will still make you laugh. He also is not a morning person at all he gets kinda grumpy but it's cute. You never want to lose a Joey because he is smart, kind, an amazing person and a big goofball.
by PieteoMarvel April 15, 2019
by Drinkmorefuckmore April 05, 2020
This is misused a lot. Many people assume that a joey is someone who always follows another person. Though it may be that two people may just be best friends. Not all BFF's are joeys.
by Anonymous_796 June 05, 2017
by Dony May 02, 2019