A Joey is a young man that is about to turn 30 years old but is still staying with mom and dad, whom does not have the capacity in his mind to think for himself and lacks any free thought at all and thinks that every woman he meets must marry him.
Jason: Wassup man did you hook up with that chick at the bar on Friday night.
Young man: no bruh I took her back to my place but she wouldn't do anything while my parents were there and she said she doesn't wanna marry me.
Jason: You're such a fucking Joey!
Young man: no bruh I took her back to my place but she wouldn't do anything while my parents were there and she said she doesn't wanna marry me.
Jason: You're such a fucking Joey!
by Freewillmason November 7, 2018
Get the Joeymug. A dumbass little boy that's the opposite of a baddie and a lil annoying ass brat that always talks shit for no reason. He needs Jesus.
by thatlxcalhoe January 5, 2020
Get the Joeymug. Joey is a sexy ass motherfucker, he isn’t a bitch, the best at anything on earth. He’s a chick magnet and every girl on earth loves him. Btw Damola likes Saachi
Ayyye, joey is here.
by imamistake October 30, 2018
Get the Joeymug. by Geheckos December 7, 2017
Get the Joeymug. This is misused a lot. Many people assume that a joey is someone who always follows another person. Though it may be that two people may just be best friends. Not all BFF's are joeys.
by Anonymous_796 June 5, 2017
Get the Joeymug. by Kitty a go go February 14, 2015
Get the Joeymug. A "man" who is more like a child than an adult, a manchild. Joey's are usually either just really goofy guys or they are just a bit slow.
1.
Bob: Is it alright if my friend Joey tags along with us tonight?
Bill: Alright, sure.
Bob: Cool. And oh yeah, Joey is a bit slow, so try not to laugh at him or make fun of him when he does or says something stupid, and believe me, he will.
Bill: Dude, you didn't need to tell me he was slow. It's already implied when his name is Joey.
2.
Jim: wow that guy is a fucking idiot, I can't believe he didn't understand that simple joke I told, everyone else got it!
Tom: Calm down, his name's Joey. He can't help it.
Jim: Oh that makes sense.
3.
Josh: this guy where I work is such a manchild, he was late for work yesterday and you know what his excuse was? His favorite episode of SpongeBob was on TV and he couldn't miss it.
Bill: Oh wow I bet his name is Joey.
Josh: It is...
4.
Random person: Does anybody else have names for all their toes and sing songs to them every night before bed?
Zach: No, nobody else does that, I think you're the only person who does that weird shit. I bet your name is Joey!
The random weirdo: Yeah it is, wait how did you know that?
Zach: because only someone named Joey would do anything that retarded!
Bob: Is it alright if my friend Joey tags along with us tonight?
Bill: Alright, sure.
Bob: Cool. And oh yeah, Joey is a bit slow, so try not to laugh at him or make fun of him when he does or says something stupid, and believe me, he will.
Bill: Dude, you didn't need to tell me he was slow. It's already implied when his name is Joey.
2.
Jim: wow that guy is a fucking idiot, I can't believe he didn't understand that simple joke I told, everyone else got it!
Tom: Calm down, his name's Joey. He can't help it.
Jim: Oh that makes sense.
3.
Josh: this guy where I work is such a manchild, he was late for work yesterday and you know what his excuse was? His favorite episode of SpongeBob was on TV and he couldn't miss it.
Bill: Oh wow I bet his name is Joey.
Josh: It is...
4.
Random person: Does anybody else have names for all their toes and sing songs to them every night before bed?
Zach: No, nobody else does that, I think you're the only person who does that weird shit. I bet your name is Joey!
The random weirdo: Yeah it is, wait how did you know that?
Zach: because only someone named Joey would do anything that retarded!
by Icy Wyte July 7, 2022
Get the Joeymug.