John jacob Jingle Heimer Shit

it's a move done when you're taking a shit that when the poop is coming out, you instantly jump off of the ground, grab the shit hanging outta your ass, smear all over your face, and sing "john jacob jingle heimer shit"

I love watching my gay roommate do it in front of me so i can lick it off his face, wipe it onto his dick, and suck it while rubbing my asshole.

John jacob Jingle Heimer Shit by Seymour Hass December 14, 2004

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single jingle

One pump and done. The first word, in this case single, represents the number of pumps needed to cum in a girl. A double jingle would be interpreted as using two seperate pumps to finish.
A single jingle must provoke a sense of pride such as, "BOOM! YEAH BABY!"
You have to mean to do it, if you don't it's just pre-mature ejaculation.

"I single jingled her five times last night; she was not happy."
"Baby, you ready for a single jingle?"
Chick - "God damn it, was that a single jingle?"
Guy - "BOOM! YEAH BABY! SINGLE JINGLE."

single jingle by Irishpint December 7, 2010