Jolt Jewels July

The opposite of No Nut November, the 6 month filler for Destroy Dick December.

Uncle Sam: I want you to join the Goon Platoon this Jolt Jewels July!

by SplitYerKitteh July 9, 2025

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micah jewell

A sexy god whos rich and get bitches

Damn I want Micah Jewell

by esrdtfgyuhijo February 16, 2018

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Jizz jewel

A descriptive word for children

My little Dina is the brightest jizz jewel in her class receiving the highest marks on her exams

by Carameldancer May 16, 2025

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Jewel

The best wingman ever. Always on the phone and js perfect. Lovely eyes and perfect curves. Best model in the world. Will always be there for you.

Random person: crying
Jewel: *comforts them*

by chh huh dgyygv April 12, 2023

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1. A hand job performed using ONLY the index finger and thumb, similar to a jeweler examining a diamond. Primarily used on those penises resembling a toddlers toe. Extreme concentration is necessary to successfully complete the task at "hand".

Tripp: "Dude, did you end up hooking up with that broad last night?"

George: "You could say that"

Tripp: "She was so tiny. She had to use two hands to hold her beer"

George: "Makes for a great jeweler jerk"

by GastoniaClamSlammer1 April 27, 2013

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