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flacid jewels

A term used to define a sloppy and elongated ball sack, with both balls hanging at the bottom, held behind an extremely small penis.
Imma do her doggie style till mah balls bang against her ass and become flacid jewels, then imma let'em shine.
by t.ajnigga July 4, 2016
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micah jewell

A sexy god whos rich and get bitches
by esrdtfgyuhijo February 16, 2018
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Jeweled

A noun or a verb. To be touched, molested, or hit in the male or female genitalia or family jewels. Other variants, Jewel, Jeweler.
I have just been Jeweled, in my family jewels, by that jeweler standing around the corner laughing his ass off.
by TXN in DE November 21, 2020
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Jewels

My Jewels are loose!
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jewel coat

whats a jewel coat bro??

idk but apparently the fish is named william?
by MolybdenumYes October 24, 2020
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Jewel-Coat

what the hell is a Jewel-Coat??

Idk but eroda fish bro
by MolybdenumYes October 24, 2020
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Jewel in the crown

The most prized possession or achievement.

Also a reference to colonial India. India was the British Empire's most important colony: the most populous, the most valuable, the most strategic.

Using "jewel in the crown" to refer to colonial India can also be a play on words about a real crown jewel -- the Koh-i-Noor Diamond, a large precious stone. The Diamond was taken after the defeat of the Indian Punjab by the British East India Company and subsequently mounted in the crown of queens of the British Empire. The current Queen Elizabeth II, aware that wearing the jewel offends many Indians, displays the Diamond in the Tower of London.

Because of the weight of the colonial heritage of the phrase, care must be taken when using the phrase to avoid being racist or insulting. If you lack understanding then it is best to avoid the phrase.

The phrase is often used in a jingoistic fashion in English tabloid newspapers, a recollection of the glory days of the British Empire.

The "Jewel in the Crown" is the title of the first of four books written by Paul Scott in 1966. The books are set during the closing decades of the British Raj. In 1984 these books were made into a television mini-series which was acclaimed for its high quality. Both works have a complex and unsentimental view of colonial India, making the title intentionally ironic.

With both jingoistic and ironic uses of "jewel in the crown" being common, readers should consider in what sense the phrase is meant.
Benjamin Disraeli, Prime Minister of Britain, is said to have called India "the brightest jewel in the crown of the British Empire".
by rustedpunchbuggy January 16, 2021
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