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Jewish Navy

The U.S. Coast Guard.

Etymology: World War II era military slang
If your hair is wavy,
Come and join the Jewish Navy,
Fight fight fight
For Palestine!

-- World War II-era U.S. Navy ditty
by Twathenge April 29, 2006
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Jewish American Princess

Todd: Where you thinking about applying to college?

Tucker: I don't know, main place is Syracuse University

Todd: Ehh, don't go there, too many Jewish American Princesses. They grow them spoiled bitches on trees.
by Orange Nation October 16, 2012
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Jewish Spoiler

This word refers to the Jewish kid that always ruins Christmas for all the nice Catholic kids by telling them Santa isn't real in 1st grade
-What the fuck, John is such a jewish spoiler he ruined Christmas for my 8 year old brother
-What a dick
by No needtoknow February 15, 2007
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Jewish Soul Food

Many of the various foods associated with being Jewish, but also giving the miraculous feeling of being healed. The combination of the varied foods (i.e. Hummus,Knishes,Blintzes,Challah,Bagel & Lox) into one style of cooking, along with our own innovations, is uniquely Jewish.
The word "gefilte" fish comes from German and means "stuffed." Some variations on gefilte fish involve stuffing the fish skin with chopped up fish.
Matzah Ball Soup;Also known as Jewish penicillin. Matzah balls are more traditionally known as knaydelach (Yiddish for dumplings). Matzah ball soup is generally a very thin chicken broth with two or three ping-pong-ball sized matzah balls (or sometimes one very large matzah ball) in it.
Shortly after eating some JewishSoul Food, Jason fever and body aches went away.

Upon arriving at her friends party, Gaby remarked to her friend that it was very thoughtful to have some Jewish soul food out, and that knishes and blintzes were her favorite.

Steven thought that Jewish soul food would make him more Jewish if he ate it as well as liked by his Jewish girlfriends parents, but he really didn't like matzoh ball soup.
by Old Drexel Dragon May 18, 2010
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off like a Jewish foreskin

About to leave or take off.

Refers to a circumsized penis, where the foreskin has been removed or taken "off".
It was great seeing you guys, but I really have to catch my bus, so I'm off like a Jewish foreskin.
by andycash May 23, 2006
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DOWN-LOW JEWISH GIRL (DLJG)

THE DOWN-LOW JEWISH GIRL LOVES TO MASQUERADE AS A "WHITE GIRL" (AS IN WHITE GENTILE GIRL). THE DLJG LOVES TO HIDE BEHIND THE "WHITE GIRL" LABEL, SO SHE CAN PROMOTE INTERRACIAL SEX AND BABIES WITH BLACK GUYS (OR HISPANIC AND ASIAN GUYS). YOUR TYPICAL DLJG WILL GET A NOSEJOB, DYE HER HAIR BLONDE OR SOME OTHER COLOR, AND WILL TRY AND MIMIC A "WHITE GENTILE GIRL" PERSONALITY. YOU'LL SEE A DLJG IN MANY SOCIAL MEDIA VIDEOS GETTIN' JIGGY WITH A BLACK BABY DICK BRUTHA, OR SOME OTHER "MINORITY" WITH A SMALL DICK:). YOU'LL ALSO SEE A DLJG IN VIDEOS TRYING TO START RACIAL HATRED BETWEEN GROUPS (LIKE THE ONE WHO MADE A VIDEO A WHILE BACK INSULTING ASIAN COLLEGE STUDENTS). SO BEWARE TO ALL GUYS OF ALL RACES: NEXT TIME YOU SEE A "WHITE GIRL" IN A VIDEO GETTIN' HER SWIRL ON OR SAYING SOMETHING RACIALLY INSULTING, THERE'S A 70 TO 90 PERCENT CHANCE YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT A DOWN-LOW JEWISH GIRL:). DON'T CONFUSE JEWISH GIRLS AND CAUCASIAN GENTILE GIRLS: THEY ARE NOT THE SAME. THANKS:)
White Gentile guy to Asian guy: Hey, did you see the video of that silly-asshole White girl recording herself grindin' on some welfare recipient black dude with a two-inch dick?

Asian guy to White Gentile guy: Bro, that "White girl" ain't no White Gentile girl. That girl is a DLJG: A DOWN-LOW JEWISH GIRL (DLJG). They love to promote interracial sex between "White girls" and everyone else. But they never admit to being Jewish;they like to hide that fact from everyone.

White guy to Asian guy: Damn, I didn't realize Jewish babes could be such lying dickheads.

Hispanic guy to White guy: Don't worry, bro. It's a fact millions of DLJGs all over the world have lied so well that now they're actually enjoying LOTS OF GENTILE COCK!!! Now, they're secretly getting revenge against their racist Jewish boyfriends and husbands who love to pay to have sex with SHIKSAS!!!!!

White guy to his Asian and Hispanic friends: Well, it looks like the joke is on Jewish boyfriends and husbands all over the world:)

The three friends laugh hysterically in agreement:)
by Billy3456890 March 10, 2017
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Jewish Christian

A Jewish Christian is a Jew who also believes Jesus is the messiah. Jewish Christians find their faith very hard to explain to most people.
Jewish Cristian: Hi, I'm a Jewish Christian!
Guy: A what?
Jewish Christian: A Jewish Christian! I am Jewish, but I believe Jesus is our messiah!
Guy:... So you're Jewish... and Christian?
Jewish Christian: Yes.
Guy: ... Whoa.
by Adam Cecil June 1, 2006
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