Jerkipede

A human centipede full of men, jerking each other off while swallowing booty garbage. See human centipede; jerking off.

These dudes are so gay the only way to describe it is to reference the Jerkipede.

by Dick Spacey February 25, 2017

jerfie

When you are jerking off (masturbating) and you take a selfie upon climax. #Jerfie

Angel was home alone and decided to send a jerfie to his friends.

by w0adude July 18, 2017

Jerker's Joint

The pain in a man's arm after masturbating for an extended period of time, usually in the elbow or wrist.

Person 1: Hey, you down to help me type this essay out? It's due-
Person 2: Can't, bud. I have Jerker's Joint. I need to get some rest.
Person 1: That's disgusting. Why would you tell me that?
Person 2: *puts dominant hand on P1's shoulder* Because my arm hurts.
Person 1: Is this what I think it is?
Person 2: Yes. Yes it is.

by Grudge5678 October 13, 2019

Jerkicide

An action in which before you cum, you call out “MUM! DAD!” and must clean up/finish before they arrive.
A risky move but note, if you complete this challenge, you will forever be, an epic gamer

Dudebro1: I just committed Jerkicide dude!

Dudebro2: did you get caught?!

Dudebro1: yup, most embarrassing nut ever

by VacoSoup November 16, 2019

Jerkish Delight

A nude that you're pleased to have received

Synonyms: Mude

got me some jerkish delight from tinder, feeling lucky

by thebigjc. August 24, 2020

Javelin Jerker

A term used in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 for those who use the javelin lock on to kill unsuspecting victims. Those who use Javelins on playlists such as Search and Destroy and frequently called this.

Wafflecopter365: OMG DAMN IT, WHAT A JAVELIN JERKER!
Dbagdevin431: HAHA you blow!

Jacksonsboytoy: my gosh... i'm such a Javelin Jerker.

by dalamo April 3, 2010

jelly jerker

A person who uses jelly to masturbate.

Do you know where all the Smuckers went?
Robert probably took it to his room; you know he's a jelly jerker.

by Nickhasaposse May 11, 2016