God bless Ron Jeremy! You know if he wasn't a porn star, he couldn't get laid without paying for it! And the only reason he's a porn star is because he is blesse with a 10-inch schlong!
by Nate June 13, 2003
Get the Ron Jeremy mug.Jeremy is undoubtedly the best person in the world. He is perfect. The moment you see him, you will never want to look away. You will be stunned by his utter gorgeousness. You'll be drawn in by his mysteriously sexy eyes. You'll quickly take notice of his amazing accent and the fact that he only has one dimple (and it's beyond adorable.) He's very tall, and he gives perfect hugs and kisses that will only leave you wanting more. Once you get to know him you will realize that he is the most understanding person that you will ever meet, loving, caring, authentic, talented, hilarious, wise, and an insanely intelligent perfectionist. The softness of his stunning, blushing cheeks and the roughness of his dark, wildly attractive stubble will blow your mind. If you knew what Jeremy was like, you'd always want to be by his side. If you had him in your presence, you'd be the luckiest person alive. He is loved by all who know him, especially his significant other, as the relationship between them is wonderful. They'll always be there for each other, and that is important to Jeremy.
Example 1) "See that guy over there? He's Jeremy! Isn't he so perfect?"
Example two) "Jeremy, I love you more than words can describe. I'm so lucky to call you mine."
Example two) "Jeremy, I love you more than words can describe. I'm so lucky to call you mine."
by Jeremy'sHollDoll December 27, 2015
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The most handsome, loving, faithful, caring, motivated, and protective man in the world. He will protect the people he loves. He is a blessing to have in your life and will remain in your memory forever. Once you have encountered Jeremy, he will leave a lasting impression upon you. Having the love of Jeremy is privledge.
by malibu2007 August 30, 2010
Get the Jeremy mug.A guy who is kind of smart.
He uses big words to make himself sound smart when sometimes doesn’t even know what they mean.
A true sesquepedelian
Race: Most likely Chinese
Bad at math
He uses big words to make himself sound smart when sometimes doesn’t even know what they mean.
A true sesquepedelian
Race: Most likely Chinese
Bad at math
Jeremy: “I hope you are not ambivalent to your precarious situation. I am a precocious young male so it would be in your best interest to debate from me. Unless you want to be a bigot.”
by Anon onus dad March 2, 2019
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2. softhearted
3. compassionate
4. lovable
5. talented in music and arts
2. softhearted
3. compassionate
4. lovable
5. talented in music and arts
by loli pop February 3, 2010
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Get the Jeremy mug.When you rub semen on the face of your victim, specifically the upper lip and chin/cheek regions. Then proceed to rub your un manicured pubic area on said area until the semen dries the rogue pubes. Thus giving the illusion that the victim has a beard akin to the great Jeremiah Johnson.
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