by Argentina Funkehouser February 2, 2008
Get the jesus mug.A Jesus is an epic guy. If you come across a Jesus, keep him. He might be shy at first, but once you get to know him, he can be a really cool and outgoing guy. He is damaged from previous relationships. He is very hesitant, and doubtful. He might be hard to break. He has a lot of things going on that he might not wanna talk about. In time, you will crack his shell and find the real him. He is a great boyfriend, although he can make mistakes. He can be depressed, sad and lonely. Keep him forever.He can be fun and he is epic. Let him know that you care. That can be a matter of life or death for him.
by Lexi_Love November 19, 2012
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He could walk on water, which could explain why He was a fisherman.
He was also a carpenter, but came to have a dislike for nails.
His mom was knocked up by God.
He made the cross popular, which is good because you need one to chase off vampires.
Last name is Christ.
Santa Claus invented a holiday about him, so that he could sell trees and sneak into peoples houses.
He could walk on water, which could explain why He was a fisherman.
He was also a carpenter, but came to have a dislike for nails.
His mom was knocked up by God.
He made the cross popular, which is good because you need one to chase off vampires.
Last name is Christ.
Santa Claus invented a holiday about him, so that he could sell trees and sneak into peoples houses.
Tom: "Oh shit"!
Dick: "What the Fu....."
Harry: "Jesus Christ"!
Jesus: "Hey mister! Can I mow your lawn"?
Dick: "What the Fu....."
Harry: "Jesus Christ"!
Jesus: "Hey mister! Can I mow your lawn"?
by morningwould January 4, 2013
Get the Jesus mug.1. - Jewish guy who lived over 1000 years ago. Found the religions of Christianity. Also known as Jeebus.
2. - Interjection, expressing shock, serious aggravation, grief or other extremely unpleasant emotion.
3. - Hispanic male name.
2. - Interjection, expressing shock, serious aggravation, grief or other extremely unpleasant emotion.
3. - Hispanic male name.
Man A - Jesus died for your sins.
Man B - wut.
Man A - My right hand got sawed off with a lawnmower.
Man B - Jesus!
Man A - Como estas usted, Jesus?
Man B - wut.
Man A - My right hand got sawed off with a lawnmower.
Man B - Jesus!
Man A - Como estas usted, Jesus?
by Zand July 20, 2008
Get the Jesus mug.Someone who you can casually bring into conversations to cause bewilderment among your peers.
Someone who also seems to do things wrong.
Someone who also seems to do things wrong.
Person 1: I'm going shopping, what do you need?
Person 2: Biscuits.
Person 1: We've still got some haven't we?
Person 2: Nah. Jesus ate them all.
Upon seeing the mess on the floor Person 3 exclaimed 'Jesus Christ!'
Person 2: Biscuits.
Person 1: We've still got some haven't we?
Person 2: Nah. Jesus ate them all.
Upon seeing the mess on the floor Person 3 exclaimed 'Jesus Christ!'
by Who d'ya think! July 16, 2007
Get the jesus mug.1.) Word used for showing people that they have done wrong.
2.) Also used for yelling at yourself for doing something wrong
2.) Also used for yelling at yourself for doing something wrong
1.)"Jesus kid look what you did now!"
2.) Jesus my wife is going to be pissed off to know that I fornicated the neighbors wife.
2.) Jesus my wife is going to be pissed off to know that I fornicated the neighbors wife.
by justforthelulz February 9, 2009
Get the Jesus mug.The Son of God. The saviour of my soul. the way the truth and the light. The person that loves us all. even the people on here that are saying how much they hate him. He is the only true way to live. He is the only perfect thing to ever walk this on this earth and died a criminals death just so we can have the freedom we have today.
Jesus is the only way to live. The only answer to your problem. You will fall and look for love in other places but Jesus is th only way.
by Tiffany D July 3, 2006
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