jalo

is a jewish halo. Just like the catholic's have Halos. But its not a cricle its in the shape of the Star of David. And it tends to spin after awhile.

ME:dude i wish i coudl grab geffs Jalo.

Geff:(kicks Me in leg)

by joey salesmen February 27, 2008

Jablonski

Huge ball of crusty jizz in your jizz bib.

"Man, when I rub my Jablonski, it's like Christmas!"

by ed hart May 8, 2006

JALOB

Acronym Just a load of bollocks.

Don't listen to anything your teachers tell you its all jalob!

by Ford Prefect 7th February 25, 2009

jalop

v. To cock slap someone, typically in the face, also see jallop.

After beating Joe in Warcraft III, Tommy jaloped him right in the face.

by The Penguin Incarnate October 26, 2003

Jaloop

A word/nickname coined by Hermann Einstein to describe his son Albert Einstein.

A brilliant person with high IQ. An innovator or inventor. Einstein was a 'Jaloop'

Ja-loop

Stefano, you're a gentleman, a scholar and a Jaloop.

by peekingatme December 9, 2009

Jalopy

A term for an old (over 60) woman's vagina.

"Would you like some jalopy joes? I made it extra sloppy for ya!"

"She was a cougar, her jalopy has been all over the place"

"That roast beef sandwich was as greasy as your grandma's jalopy"

by adr06e March 13, 2009

jalop

Not only a dangerous form of martial arts, but a very helpful way to finish chores faster.

"Hey suckah, gimme yo monay!"
*zip*
"What the?"
*Thwack!*

by Ahndi September 25, 2003