J-pop

Japanese Pop. Usually a mix between the gerne of Rock, Pop and Techno. It is found to be MUCH better then the American pop. Music and lyrics is mostlty very good, though I gotta admit, some singers suck.

Ayumi Hamasaki is the britney Spear of J-Pop!

by nnguyen11490 October 18, 2003

j pants

Welfare slang for "jogging pants", a comfortable cotton garment typically worn by athletes and degenerates.

"What are you wearing, you look like an asshole!"
"I'm wearin' ma bes' j pants!"

by essboyer August 18, 2011

j-pop

The same type of pop shit you hear from Britney Spears and Top 40 Radio but in Japanese so you can feel superior.

Wapanese kid: omg!!!!!!1111!!!!! dis j-pop is teh rulz!!!!!!!!!!lol!!!! dis is soooooo azn!!!!!!!!! roflmao!!!!!!!111!!! yugioh rulz too!!!!!!! lol!!!

by TheEye5000 January 19, 2005

J Pap

To squirt Hershey's syrup in a chick's snatch before you go down on her.

I gave that chick I met at Stratus a J Pap when she took me black to her dorm room.

by Ralph the Raider December 7, 2009

J poke

To penetrate the spincter of a chunky, dirty, emo girl with one's pogo (refer to definition of pogo)

I walked into the room and he was J pokin' 'er reaaaaal gooood. J poke to the max

by Jake Vila August 3, 2006

J-Park

A name used to describe a cute little asian that is obsessed with video games and generally studies economics. Typically an underachiever due to various Indian and Asian friends under the steady influence of the pop fictional "Harold and Kumar" the J-Park relishes his unique situation as the underperforming asian. A J-Park is very well tempered and will happily get drunk in group situations. The J-Park often floats social settings bringing with him a positive and serene vibe. The J-Park is a special creature and should be both admired and respected.

Wow how the hell did Kirby just spike me like that? He's a J-Park man he has been studying that shit on the Net all day

Man all (insert name here)'s family went to Berkeley but he is going to UCSD - yeah he's such a J-Park

by RobertGlavas October 15, 2007

j*pan

"Japan", name of country, with undeliberate censorship of second letter due to automatic censorship of racial slur "jap". Sometimes used ironically.

Why does this board have so weird censorship policy? I can't even spell J*pan right.

by lolmarx December 28, 2011