Ivan moment

Something so totally fucking stupid all you have to say as a response to it is Ivan moment.
"I heard that Ivan crashed his ambulance into a tree. That's an Ivan moment."
by Mystic Scout April 28, 2022
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Code Ivan

Touch it it’s free! see one, get whatever you want free! touch it, free! eat it, free! look at it, free! like it, free! want it you got it!
Use CODE IVAN at Orlando Resorts
by Mrdz November 23, 2021
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Ivan Banan.

Sexy Blonde yOUNG man.
The next leader of the soviet union
Victor : wow IvAn Banan so sexyyy
Ivan Banan : HEHEHEHEHEH SUIIIII
(Ivan Banan.)
by BananFanBase March 1, 2022
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ivan hyna

a vato from the 626 called ivan
look its fucking ivan hyna
by niggamonkballs November 22, 2021
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Helen and Ivan

This phrase will invoke fear into the minds of any Primary 6 (A 12 year old) who has ever attempted this dangerous question because of how ridiculously difficult it is (MOE pls don't sue me)

Here's the question:

Helen and Ivan had the same number of coins. Helen had a number of 50-cent coins and 64 20-cent coins.

These coins had a mass of 1.134 kg.
Ivan had a number of 50-cent coins and 104 20-cent coins.
Question 1: Who has more money in coins and by how much?
Question 2: Given that each 20-cent coin is 2.7 g heavier than 50 cent coin, what’s the mass of Ivan’s coins in kg (kilograms)?
Teacher: Ok guys lets try this question!
Students: *Sees Helen and Ivan in the question*
Students: *Faints*
Students: I HATE MATH
by ItsTigerrr September 21, 2023
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Ivan 4kfl

Ivan v/ Ivan 4kfl is A boy from Florida, he is affiliated with Rockway K and 4kfl, he is currently surviving 132 years on 7 counts of aggravated robbery and 17 counts of murder, he is currently locked up with kay flock and John pork.. free tha bros
by Linky Linky April 3, 2023
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Max Ivan

Max Ivan

A max ivan is the gay or bisexual man that struggles to find his place in society. A max-van Nielsen never takes off their orange jacket, it has become a part of their flesh. Usually neo-nazis beware the young terrorist.

They try to change their ways but their insanity always gets the better of them.
Veldig rar kid, pass på.
Friend 1: Oh my god he is exactly like a Max Ivan.

Friend 2: Please don't make contact with him, for your own safety
by Max-ivan´s mother February 13, 2020
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