The Italian Blessing

The Italian Blessing refers to the typically massive/ awesome size of an Italian man's penis.

Holy f*cking sh*t! Look at Luca Bertulessi's penis! He's definitely got The Italian Blessing.

by MintySucc October 26, 2016

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Italian Jesus

Darren: Hey Tom, did you see the Italian Jesus did a fastest lap
Tom: I know, he is racing prodigy

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When a guy takes a shit while receiving head, he. Flushes the toilet as a courteous gesture

Syhulk wanted Caltari to give him an Italian swirl in the men's room.

by MrBbad August 19, 2015

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"Panzer Batallion" misheard in Sabaton's song "Panzer Batallion".

"Death in the shape of a Handsome Italian"

by ave_scientia January 15, 2019

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Sara's favourite substance. Luca's the supplier. Don't tell Dave.

Sara what's that on your pants?
Oh, it's just Pasta Sauce
Julia and Zoe *synchronised*: ITALIAN JIZZ

by CESARSABITCH May 24, 2019

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to be in a small shower naked with 4 italian girls while they wash eachother

"what did you guys do last night?"

"oh just some italian isolation."

by el fen August 18, 2009

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Hey Olive Garden waiter, hook me up with some of that Italian snow.

by Oddlylargeballs November 25, 2021

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