Israeled

The ability to achieve greatness despite a difficult environment.

Bill israeled the ski course even though the winds were so strong.

by anonymous January 17, 2024

Israeled

The act of defending and fighting for what was once rightfully yours and got kicked out but now you came back and fought for it now it's yours once again.

Paleshit stole Peter's land left to him by his dead father now Peter is grown and strong to fight for it and got it back from Paleshit. Paleshit got Israeled

by Koramutina January 29, 2024

Israeled

The act of defending and fighting for what was once rightfully yours and got kicked out but now you came back to fight for it and own it back once again

Paleshit stole Peter's land left to him by his dead father now Peter is grown and strong to fight for it and got it back from Paleshit. Paleshit got Israeled

by Koramutina January 29, 2024

ISRAEL-D

ISRAEL-D /or Irrational Schizophrenic Reactive Enurectic Learning Disorder. More commonly called Isreal Disorder.

Is a neurological and penile disorder that targets the brain, brainstem and bladder. It is know to Induce a strong urge of wanting to kill innocent people (especially children and babies) followed by intense psychotic episodes, complete lack of empathy, aggression, hallucinations and complete loss of bladder control.

It is most commonly observed in soldiers, psychopaths, colonisers and US government officials.

Person 1: Man this shit is getting serious fr.

Person 2: Ik man. These people. There's so much death and suffering. And the loonies... They're everywhere!

Person 1: Yeah. Like my neighbour. Heard she contracted ISRAEL-D after watching some sketch shit on FB.

Person 2: Fr?!

Person 1: Yeah bro. Fr!

by OccDoc161 January 4, 2024

Israelitis

An infection in which a cabal of miniature, gummy bear sized Jews lay eggs in your ears, and speak hypersonic yiddish causing mental impairment. They may burrow to expand their synagogue. When the Jewlet eggs hatch, the host experiences an immediate urge to circumcise themselves with the nearest sharp object.
This infection is commonly contracted from nests in pool tables and dart boards.

1) P1: Fuck man, I keep missing my pool shots this table must be broken.
P2: Nah man u just got Israelitis.

by Dr. Not A. Nazi May 19, 2024

Israel Defense Forces

Literally the best army in the world. Assembled from 3 branches - air, sea and land, it is the most powerful military in the middle east, and one of the most powerful in the world. The IDF has won every single one of the 7 wars it has fought since its establishment in 1948.

"Man how I love seeing the Israel Defense Forces operate. They are so cool!"

by Sdag327 December 28, 2023

israel

If you repeat a lie often enough, eventually it becomes Israel.

Israel's army is "the most moral army in the world"
>Proceeds to commit inhuman war crimes

by nobodyknows. September 26, 2024