ILSHIP

I Laughed So Hard I Peed

I went to see "Bridesmaids" today and ILSHIP.

by urbship July 30, 2011

inside the heads of USMC Vets

An unorganized group of dysfunctional fucks that troll, masturbate to WM pics, drink more alcohol than is humanly possible and gun on the keyboard. You can call the admins cocksuckers and you will not get banned.

Hey Billy! Stop trying to kiss some stuck up slimy little communist shit twinkle toed cocksucking admin ass ring and check out "inside the heads of USMC Vets".

by usmcgman November 10, 2014

inside girl

Girls that don't fuck around too much with nature. You know those earthy girls that love camping and hiking... yeah these aren't those girls. Inside girls can respect a nice camping trip or hike every once in a while, but these are not frequent activities. Inside girls are much happier in nice air-conditioned and heated luxury buildings. Treat them to a nice dinner, they won't be upset.

Kevin: "How have the dating apps been for you?"
Ryan: "They're hit and miss. I'm looking for a nice inside girl, but so many of them just want to go hiking all the time."

by BrysonStrong November 3, 2021

Dead inside

Me

Hi I'm emo and dead inside

by Jellybean.P. January 10, 2020

die on the inside

When you have a girl you like thats not in your league and can never have, yet shes on your mind 24-7

Daniel: Dang, look at her zac
Zac: She makes me die on the inside at night

by Meowboi March 11, 2017

Open the umbrella inside

An expression that depicts a psychologically painful act as shoving an umbrella into your ass and open it inside. It's like kicking one's butt, but much more painful.

This job is really sucks, plus my boss hates me, I feel like he is going to open the umbrella inside.

by Gyrun May 12, 2018

ILSHILAMFOF

I Laughed So Hard I Lit All My Furniture On Fire. Like lol or rofl, but more awesome.

Person 1: My fiancee left me at my mom's funeral right after I found out I have cancer.

Person 2: ILSHILAMFOF

by Imadeupthisnameonthespotbecauseimlazy May 3, 2008