Instant Tradition

Something that doesn't exist, as traditions take time to develop.

"GUYS THIS IS AN INSTANT TRADITION", said Michael

"Shut the fuck up Michael, Instant Traditions don't exist", said all his friends

by Swoon So Hard October 2, 2013

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Instant Message

The act of shoving one's phone into another's Vagina or Ass depending on if it followed Anal or Vaginal Sex. This is then followed by a short text message to the inserted phone; this will leave them with a nice vibration.

A man having an intercouse with another woman. The man pulls out before blowing his load and shoves his phone into the Vagina. He then says "anything he wants to" in a text message. The man has successfully completed the Instant Message.

by Wyatt The Whakkle June 6, 2010

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instant munchiness

the instant munchies you get after smoking weed.

"dude, i so have instant munchiness!"
"after smoking the weed, we have total instant munchiness".

by kdcinsb September 26, 2010

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imnotanoob

A person that is in denial, thinking that they are not a noob.
These people tend to be indian, but have an open heart, and often revert to kissing ass

I fucking swear imnotanoob!
Dude... whatever...
haha, I love you Myles

by FatMexicanumad September 2, 2011

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InstantHak

A YouTuber and a Twitch Streamer that is named Oscar.

He makes Roblox, Minecraft and Call of Duty videos

He also runs a Discord Server named Instant's Universe

InstantHak is such a good Call of Duty player!

by Bruhmomento750 May 25, 2021

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Jewish Instant Messaging (JIM)

A instant messaging system used by jewish people to communicate through heads so that goys cannot understand or attempt to interprate the conversation. Similar to AIM or Aol Instant Messaging.

Abraham looked across the commons at Sallie and was "Jewish Instant Messaging (JIM)" her as she walked towards the tables. Johnny, the preachers son had no idea what they were saying, but gee I guess he did have a comb-over that day.

by Fekakta October 25, 2009

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