SuperPoints Invite

An invite to the popular rewards website SuperPoints. There are many websites that make an invite available. The best and most popular one is autosuperpointsinvite . weebly . com (remove spaces).

Guy: "Hey I just got my $25 PayPal gift card from SuperPoints!"

Guy 2: "Where can I get a SuperPoints invite?!"

Guy: "At autosuperpointsinvite . weebly . com"

by IPT3rminat0r January 2, 2012

Trimmin' Invites

Pertaining to a female, sitting with legs agape, anxiously offering her body and awaiting the penetration of a man other than her boyfriend.

I went to the concert and there was a girl on the hood of a car trimmin' invites to all who passed.

by DB25 January 12, 2009

incite

ghst
one who is smarter, sexier, better looking, and funnier than you.

Goddamn, that fellow Nick G. must be incite

by Kevin Kim January 29, 2003

illiterate

Used to describe the state of being smashed, hammered, drunk, shitfaced, wasted, sloshed, trashed, stupid, intoxicated, inebriated, tipsy, plastered, plowed, tanked or blacked.

In reference to the lack of full brain power once intoxicated. Reading takes focus. Figure it out.

Dude, he only got with her cause she was illiterate.

I've got two thirties; let's get illiterate.

Man, I was so illiterate last night I pissed the bed.

by mmmmmmh November 22, 2009

Gravitational Invite

A invite so powerfull it invites everything around it

John: You should come to my party Josh, you should come to Marry
Josh: (after John left) HA! You got caught in my invite's gravity field.
Marry: Gravitational Invite's the bomb!

by Pabulum January 8, 2008

incite

see ghst's second definition
see phily

by Anonymous January 29, 2003

illiternet

Complete ignorance of the internet.

Alice couldn't send an email if her life depended on it, she is so illiternet.

by JusticeAK January 28, 2006