In five minutes

THE BIGGEST FUCKING LIE EVER! GOD DAMMIT YOU’RE AT THE CLUB PARTYING!

Person 1: Ok babe, I’ll be home in five minutes
Person 2: Oh fuck.

by Depressed420Boi69( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) June 12, 2018

A hot minute

A short period of time.

Hey, Ill be back in *a hot minute* so don't go anywhere.

by Devil421 November 26, 2003

Minute Whore

Minute Whore (slang- Minotour)

A mythical creature that complains that you are using up their cell-phone minutes. The become easily en-raged when you call them.

John- Dude wheres Carl?
Brad- Man i dunno call him
John- No way dude! he's a Minute whore!! maybe i should just text him.
Brad- Oh yea, how could i forget. :\

by parrotta94 January 7, 2011

18 minutes

to take a gorilla finger sized shit that makes you AFK ( away from keyboard) for 18 whole minutes

perm to afk rq? i need to take 18 minutes lol

by Adroitthedootjohnson January 30, 2022

Fresh minute

The newer and better way of saying hot second that makes you sound like an elite memelord

Zack: “wait up a fresh minute”
Joey: “sure”

by Toxk March 7, 2020

slick minute

Similar to other phrases such as "hot minute" and "fat minute" meaning a long period of time

I haven't hung out with Lauren in a slick minute

by Tm99tm June 6, 2017

Minute Maid

1 A major beverage product line.
2 A male partner whom ejaculates within a minute of beginning sexual intercourse.

That guy is such a Minute Maid.

by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018