witness the thickness

Bearing witness to a particularly pleasant ass, which is both fit and capable of strenous activity.

Damn Holmes, witness the thickness!
(As a woman with an attractive rear end walks by.)
Indeed Watson, quite an assadocious young lady...

by emilygoo July 27, 2006

crying thick

sobbing so much that thick rivers of tears flow down your cheeks

she's laughing so hard she started crying thick.

after her mother died she started to cry thick.

by Murdoc Stryker January 21, 2012

grub it thick

eat alot

Ay homie, im bout to go grub it thick at roscoes.

by so call FrEsHs d porter December 24, 2009

Thick out

Another way to say see ya later or good-bye. Often followed up by saying "the thickest."

Johnny leaves to go to work and you say "thick out" and in some cases the other person will answer by saying "the thickest."

by i am muffinman August 13, 2010

thick bsd

Occurs under only 3 circumstances.
1. You can't find the Harley
2. You have to take a fat kormis but there's no TP
3. Steve got off his leash and you can't find him

I can't find my wife. She must be picking up the thick BSD she ordered ...

by Kormis December 10, 2019

plenty thick

A women who has a tight yet voluptuous body.

Guy1: Damn, she's phat!

Guy2: Nah man, she's plenty thick.

by nallacm February 12, 2016

thick as shit

A phrase used to describe an individual with extremely low intelligence. A generally unintelligent person may simply be described as 'thick', however the term 'thick as shit' describes someone who is so dumb that it may be considered reasonable to question if they're mentally retarded. Such people's intelligence is often so low that persons of normal intellect may find it incomprehensible how they can be so stupid.

Someone may be considered/accused of being 'thick as shit' for several reasons, mainly for thinking and acting in ways which most people would obviously recognise as wrong/stupid/flawed/absurd. Unlike people of higher intellect, such people will be unable to realise how hopelessly dumb they really are even after it has been clearly shown to them. These people are unable to understand simple logic and have very poor communication skills.

The term is typically used informally and is commonly used as an insult intended to cause offence.

"He must be thick as shit if he thinks the moon's made of cheese"
"Ha Ha, you're thick as shit!"
"I know someone who ate cyanide because he's thick as shit"
"That person is obviously thick as shit"

by dictionaryman2007 September 02, 2007