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hump rash 

n) The resulting rash left between the tops of one's thighs after a prolonged hump (hike). Legs rubbing together, with the addition of an abrasive such as denim or a similar heavy fabric, removes the top layer or two of skin leaving a red, uneven, and sensitive hump rash.

Not always noticed during said hump (due to adrenaline) but becomes immediately obvious once you step into a hot shower.

Can be prevented by wearing compression shorts (Spandex) in the place of your standard undergarments (boxers or briefs).

The difference between a hike and a hump is that a hump involves carrying gear. One can hike with a day pack, a water bottle and a camera. One humps when they are carrying items of greater density such as tents, field rations, ammunition for the mortar and a rocket launcher used for destroying enemy tanks.
"We had a 20 miler yesterday and when I hit the shower I realized I was sporting a harsh case of hump rash."
hump rash by Chumbucket November 8, 2008
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hump diggety 

Just what it sounds like, only in the butt.
How is your Dad after he got that hump diggety?
hump diggety by bluegill August 29, 2004
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hump the deck 

When you're compelled to say "jump the deck" but then hit the "h" key instead of the "j" key.

As Metal Shadow 666 would say.
Dude: HIT THE DECK!
Dude 2 goes to hump the deck
Dude: O_o
Dude 2: jump*
hump the deck by Duuur November 9, 2008

Hump by a Rhino 

The thrusting of someones knee into another persons anus.
Dude! Did you see me give that mail room clerk a Hump by a Rhino? I think I broke the mans butt!
Hump by a Rhino by CatSEWER October 18, 2009

Hump Day 

The day chosen by a motorbike rider to continuously ride over speed breakers.
Look at John enjoying his hump day. He really knows how to ride up and down those speed breakers.
Hump Day by Riderzzz March 13, 2013

hump and run 

A one night stand often perpetrated between an extremely drunk man and an extremely ugly woman. Once the guy wakes up and realizes that he slammed a fatty/uggo he immediately runs away. It is also quite commonly linked to the walk of shame. Just make sure no one finds out about your hump and run.
Daryl: I was so wasted last night.

Steve: Hell yeah you were! I saw you leave with that whale. A little hump and run eh?

Daryl: You saw her.....?

Steve: MAN THE HARPOONS!
hump and run by Mr. Bladder July 3, 2010

Hump Train 

When 3-6 guys do each other up the ass and the person at then end of the "train" makes twoot twwot noises.
DOOD1: Man yesterday those four guys were having a hump train!

DOOD2: SICK !?!

DOD1: I know