hood tires 

When replacing a tire on the side of the road in the hood, it is common courtesy to leave your discarded tire by the side of the road so that, in an emergency, future motorists can use it. This is why there are so many seemingly abandoned tires along hood roads. Also, those who are in on the secret, use these tires as markers. They indicate safe haven for hood occupants.

Each tire typically has a protection radius of approximately one mile. So the hood tires also serve as makeshift mile markers.

Oh no honey we just got a flat tire. I guess we need to call triple A.

"No hun, we are in the hood. There are bound to be a "hood tires" within walking distance."

hood tires by Chicken Noodle Suit June 19, 2017

Homodynamics 

When someone says no homo, where exactly does the homo go?

Well according to the first law of Homodynamics states that the total homosexuality of an isolated system is constant; homosexuality can be transferred from one person to another, but can be neither created nor destroyed.

This means that everytime someone exclaims the words "no homo" the homo must be transferred from one person to another through the other person responding with "full homo" if no such response is said the homo will be transferred into the atmosphere contributing to gay smog which will eventually lead to the extinction of straight

people and humanity everywhere.

Such a noble sacrifice can be manageable by always having a gay friend around to say "full homo" and be further infected with the BIG gay.

Homodynamics at home:

You:"traps aren't gay"
Trap: "Shut the fuck up faggot"
You: "no homo..."
Trap: "full homo"

Homodynamics by Souly_uwu June 10, 2018

Hood Hippie 

A person who is raised in the hood, A ghetto body. Keeping peace and maintaining love, life, and positivity. Being able to play in the devil’s playground and using holy toys.

Don’t try to tell me about me said that damn hood hippie.

Hood Hippie by Mothmanthehitman March 21, 2020

Hood Mint 

A perc-30

Kevin: Hey man Kyle is feeling weird, were those altoids expired or something?

Tyrone: Ohhh I thought he wanted the HOOD mints

Hood Mint by renowillz May 22, 2020

HoodaDuck 

A Filipino bedwars player. He can moonwalk, god bridge, telly bridge, and more other kinds of bridging methods, but he struggles to do them consistently, he also practices bridging quite often. He is hoping to reach 1,000 wins before BloodyMurder, a 17-year-old bedwars player. He once wanted to know where Isami, his former friend, bought the tasty burger. Another player called, "Jhcf" apparently his online brother, has revealed his voice to HoodaDuck on February 1, 2021. He is quite nice, occasionally jokes about being "horny" to his friends. He is toxic to BloodyMurder, otherwise known as Emma. RN2, the most toxic person that HoodaDuck has met in bedwars. He grinds on herobrine.org a lot that he reached 75 wins one day.

HoodaDuck, A filipino bedwars player.

HoodaDuck by ThatOneStalkerInHerobrine February 4, 2021

Hood Sharingan 

when the sides of your eyes or whole eyes are yellow because of liver failure.

OH NO!!!! YOU HAVE A HOOD SHARINGAN

Hood Sharingan by Big-dick_44543356787 June 8, 2023

Carolina Hood Ornament 

1. A friend, who after leaving the bar, volunteers to ensure that your hood doesn't fly up and obstruct your vision, by sitting, laying, or otherwise sprawling himself across the hood for the entire ride back to the house.

2. Any unknown organic material, such as flesh, hair, teeth, a human body, or other, which is found stuck to the grill of your vehicle after a hard night of partying.

1. Tony and Robbie forgot the hood was unlatched when they spun out of peewee's bar, so Robbie had to be the Carolina Hood Ornament all the way home after the hood flew up and they were unable to shut it.

2. Ralph was surprised to find a Carolina Hood Ornament on his dad's car on Saturday morning, and had to bury it in the neighbor's backyard before anyone found out.

Carolina Hood Ornament by Whiskey Drinker Me December 1, 2009