homophobe

Someone who refuses a handjob from a gay man

Gay man: hey want a handjob
Homophobe: no i'm fine, my girlfriend is watching us
Gay man: FFFFAAAARKKKKIIIIN' HOMOPHOBE

by Hunchyb June 8, 2011

homophobic

Jumping on a chair and screaming when you see a gay.

Oh, you thought I meant "homophobic", as in being an asshole.

Because "phobia" means scared, so you're homophobics are scared of gays.

So really, the people who hate gays and call them names are assholes.

person 1: Hey look, there's Chris.

person 2: *screams, jumps on a chair and whacks Chris with a broom"

person 1: What the hell?

person 2: what? He's gay! Help me!

person 1: Dude you're just homophobic.

by emo-alpacas-FTW July 21, 2012

Selective Homophobia

A term for guys who can't stand to see two gay guys kiss or hold hands, but still watch lesbian porn

Selective Homophobia is all too common.

If it's guy on guy it's bad.

If it's girl on girl, it's all good.

by dragonsniper22 December 27, 2010

homophobe

A word used to descriminate against heterosexuals and religious folk.A word/insult/ hurled by gays and closet homosexuals(liberals) at anyone who dares to disagree with homosexuality or even anyone who dares to disagree with any liberal at all for any reason.

person:I think "sex" is a choice since you can choose to go out and have sex or to stay home and masturbate.
insane liberal: "homophobe"!!!
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person: Look it's now 2005,goin on 2006,Al Gore lost the election so you really need to get over it now and move on,it's not healthy
insane liberal:"homophobe"!!!!!!!!!
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person: "hey,what time is it?"
insane liberal:"homophobe"!!!!!

by Chef,, October 10, 2005

homophobic sex

Sex between two (or more) heterosexual people after at least one witnesses or encounters something very gay. This type of sex cleanses the mind, body, and soul of any gayness that has been experienced.

After watching "Sugar" Ray Leonard kiss two of the "Contenders" on the cheek, I felt very gay. I immediately had homophobic sex with my wife to feel like a man again.

by JeffB36 August 23, 2006

homophobic

Someone who still believes in the Obama / Clinton pre-2012 election position on gay marriage.
A conservative. A believer in "traditional values" and heterosexuality as being biologically normal.

Mike: I just think that male with female is basic biology, and that the anus was not designed to be a sex organ. Marriage should remain as it has been for thousands of years and in almost all religions and cultures.
Bruce: You homophobic, intolerant, teabagger, Christian scum! People like you should be wiped off the Earth! Die, you Racistsexist homophobe!

by Caprico July 30, 2013

hobophobic

Ho-bo-pho-bic: a) N: One who is afrade of the homeless. A fear of people with long dirty beards and excessive overcoats in summer. Frightened by those with shopping carts.

They say that if you're afraide of gays then it secretly means you're gay. I'm afrade of homeless people, so this explains my recent layoff and jump in rent.

by Macadaciouse May 9, 2004